AIBU to think Nic Knowles looks unkempt?

[Lonelylou]

Watching Real Rescues and Nic seems to be bursting out of his shirt that doesn't look good with his red trousers and a day's beard growth. I'm not the fashion police but I would expect a neater look for a presenter.

Perhaps he needs someone to rescue his wardrobe...have a quick look and tell me if you agree.

He is a very scruffy person. Tends to look homeless

Still would though...

pure oh no, how could you.

Definitely not my type

I would too!

He looks like he needs to excercise...so do I...so perhaps if I contact him we could find something to do to make us both breathless?

looks like he needs a dunk in one of these to me

He's got a big, big cock.

clamps own mouth shut to prevent the words 'he talks out of it' being uttered

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I agree he does look scruffy.

He always look like he's been out on a massive bender, slept through his alarm and scarpered into work without taking a shower or even looking in the mirror.

He's got a big, big cock

and I bet a few chickens to go with that too squoosh

does anyone want to hear my Nick Knowles story again?

Nicholas Simon Augustine Knowles

Blimey. Who knew?

Yes.

Yes please

FalseStartered

Yes.

Augustine?

Go on then

I wanna hear it too

Are you typing it now False'?

OH He's gone off for a wash now.

Should I report my annoyance about his bloated appearance to the TV company?

Yes write to the BBC and tell them to use our licence fee to buy him some soap, a razor and a treadmill

Come on False

It had better be good.

well, they were filming a DIY SOS programme locally to us and a few of us went out on a massive piss up meal from work and bumped into Mr K and a lot of the crew in a bar.

I was talking to Billy the sparky (he was really funny and great company) and it was remarked how popular Mr K thought he was with the younger female drinkers, and it was transferred to me that Mr Knowles had quite an eye for them, and how the rest of the crew and workers thought he was a bit of a 'chap'...

Me, (not one to let a great chance to take the piss out of a low-level 'sleb thinking he was treating backwoods Northamptonshire to summat spesh) thought i'd take matters into mine own..and winked at said 'sleb and called him over.

Mr Knowles strutted over and i asked if he was really who i thought he was..of course he said 'yes' and puffed out his chest a bit more

what else could i say but 'ah, i thought it was, i think you're great - i watch all your programmes and have bought ALL your cookery books'

Billy the Sparky almost choked on his guinness I can tell you

at everyone waiting for the story

I bet it's your remark that's made him comfort eat then False'