To confront my best friend...

[CockyPants]

And tell het that I suspect she is a mumsnetter?
The evidence..
Today she talked about cats bum face.
AND
Referred to her darling daughter.
Plus she sometimes wears what may be the holy grail of MN, THE SCARF....
How do I broach this with her??
Advice, please!

Invite her round for a fruit shoot and some Pom bears.

Ask her if her dd wants a gregs sausage roll, pom bears and fruit shoot.
Then ask her if she has seen Sharon or a t-rex in asda and point out neither of these things ever go in Waitrose.
Or tell her you have heard you now get a free goat, alongside a 50 inch tv when on benefits.
If you string these together and watch her reaction you will know.

Yes , ask her if she wants a goat...

Leave the bastard.

Drop a few "AIBU?" into conversation...

Talk about your new pair of judgey pants..

What is the MN scarf? I feel like a fraud.

Ask her if the mn haircut would suit you.

I said cats bum faces years before I was on MN

argh face not faces

As was said before LEAVE THE BASTERD!

Talk about the nest of vipers!