"No food aloud"

[StormGlass]

I went into a small greengrocers shop today, and they had a sign next to the door saying "No food aloud".

WIBU to ask them why they're discriminating against noisy food?

YANBU, that's terribly foodist. Did they also have a sign with a random apostrophe? (our local shop has a "no dog's allowed" one). Which is worse, the spelling or the grammar?!

Potato's can be very vocal in a Greengrocery.

Always arguing with the tomato's

That's outrageous. Those pomegranate pips will soon lose the will to live if they can't at least chat to each other.

I blame Girls Aloud.

I bet there's a whole generation of people who now think you're aloud to do something.

Things must cost alot ...

Hassled don't the pomegranate pips loose the will to live?

The 'sells everything' junk shop near my mum once had a big display of paper dinnerware and plastic forks with a sign saying 'Party Bowels'. I have often wished I had a set of party bowels over the years...

Poor sprouts!

Agree Hecate!

Local greengrocers were recently selling "necterins & peach's" . It was "Nectarines & Peaches" by the next day.

Party Bowels! That's a niche interest I'm sure.

Ick.

I was getting all judgey over your title and clicked in to see how many people had pointed out your mistake.

Party bowels sound painful .

The school where I worked had suedes on the menu once...

ha ha love it! I work in a restaurant & one of the waitresses keeps putting orders for 'muscles' into the kitchen...must admit the new kitchen assistant is pretty fit tho!

Washington Services on the A1 once had a sign inviting you to "Cho'ose" six items for your cooked breakfast.

Hecate

Its Girl's Aloud, I believe .....

Bike

That one has me foxed. How the blazes did they think that was the spelling?

Pork scratching anyone?

It's not food related (unless you have a niche fetish) but my local Morrisons has a big sign up proclaiming 'Men's and Women's Underware'. It makes me stabby every time I pass it. Somebody had to okay that for printing!

New Look never even bothered to reply to my email informing them that every single store had an enormous poster procclaiming that 'Your a Star!'

No, no, no, peerie! Morrisons has it absolutely right, obviously.

Men's underware = really macho metallic trivets and coasters, with pictures of Jeremy Clarkson on.

Women's underware = the same thing, but in Cath Kidston type flowery things.

Maybe

Apparently 'Coat's downstairs' so you could ask him?

at Party bowels - I wonder how you'd go about swapping them with your normal bowels for the party??

My local market has obo's 3 for £1 aubergines

It really makes me larf

Aloud I don't mind, as long as my veg are discrete...