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To wish that just for *one* day...

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Tee2072 · 19/08/2012 20:37

24 little hours MNHQ would allow personal attacks?

Just one day when we could really tell it like it is.

One day to call a cunt a cunt and a twat a twat and an ignorant stupid moron an ignorant stupid moron?

It would be a pure free for all of hellish delight and everyone at HQ could take the day off!!!

Win win!

What do you think?

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ViviPru · 20/08/2012 16:54

ARGH!! nilbyname: it is "you're a cunt" not "your a cunt"

I actually prefer "your a cunt". Disrespecting the recipient of the insult so much as to not even bother with correct grammar.

TheBigJessie · 20/08/2012 17:01

The second is a brilliant compromise. The speaker feels all satisfied at having spoken their mind, and the victim feels superior and righteous, after noticing the grammatical error.

PlaguegroupGermnastics · 20/08/2012 19:30

it is "you're a cunt" not "your a cunt" pretty much sums up the MN ethos in one line, I'd maybe add 'no fucking txtspeak'.

That's the next advertising campaign sorted then...Grin

Tee2072 · 20/08/2012 19:33

Well, Oly, if you let us do whatever we want for 24 hours, you don't need to be here!!

It's win win!

Or, as I just really wrote, Wine Wine!

Grin
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iklboo · 20/08/2012 19:45

Not this again, you crispy wanksock Grin.

TheBigJessie · 20/08/2012 19:48

Entitled scumbags, the lot of you.

Maat · 20/08/2012 19:56

I think MNHQ would agree to it if they are allowed to join in.

Just for one day, Helen 1 & 2, Olivia,,Rowan and Tech et al could call us all the names that they really want to. Grin

Tee2072 · 20/08/2012 19:57

Ooh, even better than a day off, Maat!

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nilbyname · 20/08/2012 19:58

What ev-ah you bunch of stuck up tarts.

Word to your mother, fuckers.

L8 thats for you plaguegroup

vivi Grin

Maat · 20/08/2012 19:59

I bet they are compiling the list already.

SoleSource · 20/08/2012 20:11

Only because you couldn.t say it in reality to another persons face. Hence Yabu because I can and do not need to here ffs.

Tee2072 · 20/08/2012 20:13

Pardon me, Sole but..WHAT?!?!

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TheLazyGirlBlog · 20/08/2012 21:37

Sole are you jesting or serious? Bitch please. I love telling annoying bastards what I think of them, to their face, no qualms on doing that at all. Its fun.

BTW, I prefer the "cannot even be fucked to write properl,y that's how much I cannot fucking stand you, you cocksucker" train of thought. Also serves the purpose that, should they be an utterly self sanctifying twat and thus itch to correct you, you can go in for the second wind and really let them have it, ending with a jolly "get a life you sad cunt" for good measure.

KenLeeeeeee · 20/08/2012 21:42

I've been itching to call someone a "terrible cunt" since reading it here.

CheerfulYank · 20/08/2012 22:41

Or even, "thundercunt". It's just so much fun to say .

PlaguegroupGermnastics · 20/08/2012 22:48

nilbyname call that fucking txtspeak?! That's Level 8 as commonly abbreviated, u need 2 try harder m8!

mymatemax · 21/08/2012 00:12

fuck me ol' boots is this effing cunt speak still going on, is it to become the norm? I thought it was for one day only... well you dosy twats this is day two!

Oh well, still fun & liberating in a funny sort of way

Well you bunch of nob ends, i'm off to bed, see you in the morning when no doubt you'll all be back to your lovely self.

Tee2072 · 21/08/2012 07:38

No no no, the actual day of exclusion from deletion for calling a cunt a cunt would only be a day.

This thread may go on for months...

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 21/08/2012 07:41

They usually do allow em for a good few hours :)

mymatemax · 21/08/2012 23:33

thank fuck for that, thought i was going to ave to watch me P's & Q's

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