AIBU Or Just A Bit Sad?

[UKSky]

DD is away for a few days and I'm catching up on the gardening. This afternoon I'm doing the front garden.

My neighbour is currently out painting his fence and has removed his shirt. Now I'm not normally one for agreeing with this ........................but, my neighbour is in his early 40s, a professional racing sailor, tanned, muscular, fit as a butcher's dog and has just the right amount of hair on his chest. He is also gorgeous.

AIBU to wear my sunglasses whilst gardening so I can secretly peek every now and again? Or am I just a sad, middle aged woman?

Go on, I can take it and am willing to admit I am both sad and AIBU.

Do you need a hand?

Oh put those sunglasses on! As long as you're discreet there's no harm. I had a friend who kept coming over for a 'coffee' while our drive was being laid, by some very fit looking guys in their late 20s, who seemed to always feel the need to remove their t-shirts!!!

What's your address? Sure there will be a host MNers willing to lend you a hand

PS: Let's hope his wife / sister / friends aren't on here, ey?

Where do you live? Tell us....pleeeeeeeease

I won't bother with sunglasses but i will bring my own muslin to mop up the drool from my mouth you dirty minded so-and-so's

I can help you weed your garden.........

Ask him if he needs a cuppa, go on, go on, go on!

His lovely DW us not on here. They are actually both good friends and normally we chat for ages over the fence but I keep blushing!!

In a well known sailing town with an unofficial post box

All help welcome. I may be cutting the front lawn with nail scissors in a little while.

OH blimey... I've done a fair bit of sailing in my time, shall I come over and chat him up for you? :o

ask him if he's competing in Cowes week this year...

Ha I am about 20 mins away, get the wine poured kettle on.

We have already had a long chat today but fully clothed. Not sailing this week, he's having a bit of time off.

Right then, for 26p per person, you get 10 minutes on the lawn with the nail scissors and I will provide a glass of wine and a refrigerated wet wipe. Please bring your own chair so you can perv in comfort whilst awaiting your turn

Hello sailor

And I shouldn't have compounded that by posting my post, so I've just reported myself. Apologies.

But there are many neighbours!

I'm not far away! And I'm free!!!!!!

Don't bother with the sunglasses, just appreciate it.

chuckles

Would love to have seen how this thread turned out if a man was goggling a fit tanned athletic woman

chuckles a bit more

Bugger! Bloody dp took the car to work today! How long would it take me to walk 7 miles at 6 months pg, would i miss it?

If nothing else we should turn this into a meet up while we're all outing ourselves :o

I am thinking that 'accidently' spraying him with freezing water so his nipples go hard so he gets all wet, isn't out of the question!

Maybe take some photos "of nature" along with drinkyourmilk's suggestion

And watch out cos there's a big black cloud just going over headed your way!

I'd leap over the fence and rub my hands all over him saying that I thought I saw a wasp on his back and was just brushing it off.

He's finished now and gone in his shed. But tomorrow he's doing the back fence and I will be weeding the bank at the top of the garden .

Hello. UKSky, we've taken the link out of your OP, as it's not really on to 'out' anyone in real life on MN - however much he increases your need to wear sunglasses