to hate made up swearwords?

[FasterHigherBeardierDaddyman]

like "jeffing" and "sugar"?

And when people star out swearwords too, such as f**k.

Really, what is the point of all this bollocks? Everyone knows what you mean when you star it out! And you've obviously thought the word in your head already as no-one thinks in starred out words.

It must take more effort to think "shit" and type "sugar" (one extra keystroke for a start) and to convert "fucking" into "jeffing"!

So can we all just grow the fuck up and say what we mean?

What the jeff?

If I spend 9 months of the year remembering not to swear between the times of 8:30-3:30, I can fucking swear as much as I like the rest of the holidays time

Loving your alliteration Wilson, it dances beautifully across the tongue and screen.

Fk off you jeffing d**d,

Thank you Siriusly, you old bawbag you

Dickwad?!? Fuck the horse you rode in on sp!

wilson too many people use frick as a substitute for fuck. I find their lack of swearing disturbing...

This is pathetic. I hate using cuss words! It's jeffing untasteful. You would never catch me saying fr or b*d.

Sugar and Jeff it all the way.

They're just cunts Faster. Cunts and fuckwits.

sp you big fucking liar! You've joined me for 3 sweary threads!

Hmm... That's dropped out of active convos. Must search it and bring it back to life...

wilson I totally agree. They're right up there with people who lick their fingers to read library books and people who roll up one leg of their tracksuit. Dickfucks.

No idea who you are or what threads you speak off. You must have me jeffing confused with some other f**r

You are all potty mouths! I'd rather fucking die than swear! Cunts.

sp you've used the work "fuck" seven times since you've had this nn. Search function smackdown!

And 17 shits are registered to your nn. Tut tut...

puds you're so wonderfully proper.

Fucking Burned! (it's me raises glasses Siriusly)

Im posh as fuck beardy

Frig off sugar head. Oh poo poo balls!

right you feckers, I'm off to watch Black jeffing Swan and have a glass of wine and you can frick right off if you think you're going to stop me....

Why didn't one of you stop me???? Is this entire film about Natalie Wossit trying to crack one off?

Pigdog

Literal from schweinhund

Totally the Mutts

wilson I've not seen it. Typically as a bloke I looked at it and thought "ballet and depression? Maybe not"

Ballet, torn cuticles, a touch of the crazy and unsuccessful fingering (swear word or not in this context?). Oh and lots of purging. Wish I was a man. Or had at least been a man whole doing the love film list.

Cockandbawset.

I've recently told my DDs that when you twang your arm with a bowstring whilst doing archery, it is acceptable to swear. Because it fucking hurts.

Fuckitybollocks' is the current favourite.

This has so shocked them that it has taken all the fun out of it and they have stopped bringing swearwords home from their friends because they know I will not be shocked. Result!