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I've just seen the film "hall pass" and I need to convince DH that I need a hall pass myself

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StealthPolarBear · 15/08/2012 12:44

(Not a brilliant film BTW, don't rush out and buy it)
Concept is that two overgrown hormone-driven teenagers are given "hall passes" by their long suffering wives to allow them to sleep with all the women they ogle for one week only before reverting back to domestic bliss and perfect daddy-hood. The women take the children away for a week to allow their husbands the perfect single time.
How do I get DH to issue one of these? I would love to sleep with loads of strange men, though once he's taken the kids away I'd spend the first day sleeping. Then the next day I'd slob around in my dressing gown and read some books and play on MN. Then the next day I'd do some studying that I've been meaning to do for ages. And I'd eat what I like and watch crap like supernanny on the TV that he never wants to watch.
OK so if I'm really honest shagging strange men is fairly low down on the list. Still would love to have the child- and DH- free week though :o

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StealthPolarBear · 15/08/2012 13:02

no one e;lse seen it? You obviously all have better taste than me :)

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flyoverthehill · 15/08/2012 13:15

I've got crap taste, but I've not seen it. I'll have to look out for it. I think I've got a Hall Pass as I'm sitting here doing nothing and only you and me will ever know. In fact I might just go and get a good book and a bar of chocolate

Whippoorwhill · 15/08/2012 13:49

Oh I'd love a child and husband free week. I think the last time I was away without either was about 11 years ago when I went to Las Vegas with a friend for a week.

We've had child free trips but it would be nice to be totally on my own, preferably somewhere remote, without wi-fi access, so no one can hassle me. I rather fancy some long solitary walks and a ton of chilling out with a good book or ten.

Money is a bit of a problem at the moment though. :(

signet · 15/08/2012 14:04

Can I just make you really jealous and let you know that I'm child-free until next week. Kids at various camps/grandparents and hubby is working 7-6 each day so I'm on my own all day for a week. It's WONDERFUL!

Whippoorwhill · 15/08/2012 14:24

Oh that sounds like bliss Signet. I've got two kids, two dogs, MIL and husband under my feet and it is drving me CRAAAAAAAAZY!

Enjoy it while you can. :)

HedgeHogGroup · 15/08/2012 16:20

As I always say ... If I had the time to have an affair, I wouldn't waste it having an affair!

RubyFakeNails · 15/08/2012 16:23

I've seen it is a shit film, but interesting concept. Although only the sex part. I get 3 weeks child and husband free every year Grin

I also get a few others where I go away without them.

Its bliss. Make it happen.

StealthPolarBear · 15/08/2012 17:54

I actually get loads of dh and child free time thinking about it. But never at home, and that's what I want.

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StealthPolarBear · 15/08/2012 17:55

Sorry I'm lying again! Most days are dh and child free and I'm home. But I'm working! I want a couple of days and the night in between. Wow I'm greedy

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