To think that if you have a bogey, You put it on a tissue and flush it down the toilet?

[NewMummy48]

Just witnessed DH wiping a bogey under the coffee table!

I told him it was disgusting and to get a tissue and flush it down the toilet to get a reply of "I always do it, under the bed, under the ledge on the chest of draws, under the sofa and under the table, They just dry and crust off and go up the hoover anyway "

Leave the bastard or AIBU?

Leave, leave, leave the bastard. As many times as you can.

Or buy him a big box of Kleenex as a present.

You don't mean your DH surely? You must mean a five year old DC?

Don't leave him-chuck him out.

What an egregious waste of water. Bin it instead! But yeah wiping on the furniture is mingin. Mine eats his when he thinks I'm not looking. Puke.

why flush, putting the tissue in a bin would be sufficient (certainly better than wiping it everywhere which is gross!)

Pick it
Lick it
Roll it
Flick it

Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it.

Hehe cheerm

Now I'm got my Brownies' favourite song going round my head

"Down in the jungle where nobody goes, there's a big fat gorilla picking his nose, he picks it and he flicks it...."

I just thought I would share

Great minds think alike Always

I remember expressing disgust to a teacher friend of mine at kids picking their noses and eating the bogeys. She replied that she actually prefers it when they do that - at least she knows they're not wiping them on the desks or chairs!

Thunder.

You what? Is this serious?

Filthy beast.

Whack him with a chair.

oh my God!

Feeds it to the dog? Animal cruelty!!!

Dh eats his. .

HIBVU! Everyone knows that you have to eat boogers! You have to recycle the protein!

I would kill him!

eewwww but honestly I just know at least 2 of the 3 peeps in my home do this too not me...oh no

I thought you were meant to flick them

I eat bogeys

I love a good pick of bogeys in the morning.

One of the best things about being on oxygen after my operation was the ginormous bogeys it created. I'd never seen anything like them.

Leave! Leave now!!!!

(But let him keep the bogey encrusted furniture)

[bleugh] to OP. But unless you want to be seeing them (and everything else) again as you unblock the pipes, do not flush tissues down the toilet if you have a septic tank. They don't break up like toilet paper does.

I feel sick. I thought even children knew they were doing something wrong and disgusting when doing this.