to want to ban everyone from this site who uses "precious moments"

[Chandon]

...in any thread. ever?

vote here.

Shit - that is twice I have seen

'Wow - just Wow'

as a phrase to be banned.

And I think I have used it.

YANBU, I hate the old 'PM' brigade. I missed virtually all of my DC's PM's what with being at work.........

You're my bestestestest friend you arrrrrrrrrre.

I lovvvvvvvvvve yooooo [hic]

I nominate "stabby"

Anyone who feels the need to write [lighthearted] in their thread title.

It just pisses me off so much that I actually have to go on them just to hide them just so as I don't have to look at them.

If you're so unfunny you need a big sign that says 'Not Serious' whenever you talk about something, you just shouldn't talk.

Tell you what though I'd have gladly missed out in PM's in the middle of the night if I'd have had a maternity nurse to do the feeds. By all accounts you are a BAD MOTHER if you'd rather not get up 20 times a night for 2 years..........

o.k. it is allowed if used to describe orgasms or boots sex toys.

the rest of you are banned without appeal.

There's loads of phrases I'd ban on here. I can't possibly say what though, for fear of stalker accusations and the like.

you can be a silent agent then. PM me the perpetrators details.

Weren't Precious Moments a savoury snack from the 80s?

I thought it was Melting Moments?

So can we have Melting Moments with our PFBs, is that ok?

Oh goodness me I used that yesterday, well definitely the word precious anyway, but I was referring to the hour and a half I have child free while DD was napping

Am I banned?

but but mine was ironic

Can we have Magic Moments? Bursts into a bit of Bacharach and David.

Stealthpolarbear, was the irony obvious? or did you have to point it out by adding random smilies and and etc.???

well?

Mine was a song and one clearly using it in the sex euphemism way.

'I need some mind bleach'

Bleurgh. There you are, another one. God I'm thinking of loads I must be a right miserable cow! [lighthearted] [PA smiley] etc...

un-MN ((((hugs)))))
I see that one about ten times a day!

Melting moments sounds like a particularly liquid nappy

It's lunchtime but I'm not hungry now!

'Have my first ever '

I must read that a billion times a week. How are there so many people on here who haven't yet given a biscuit? And why is it never anyone's second biscuit?!

I don't think I have ever just give a . I've used it many times though. Could be wrong

I have never given a biscuit. I don't use emoticons. Even the word emoticon makes me shudder.