Catching the G. A .Y.

[maras2]

DD and DGC's age 3 and 2 weeks were on the bus using a pushchair/papouse type thingy on the way to my house.She Can't drive as she had a CS 2 weeks ago.Strange woman got eye contact and said 'Your DS is too old to be in a pushchair.DD said that she was only 2 weeks post CS and it was easier to put both kids in the pushchair.However,strange woman said 'If you let him use that pushchair for much longer,he'll end up like my brother'.DD said 'What, lazy?'Strange woman said 'No G.A.Y.' Yep she spelled it.So ther you go.Oh and she managed a conversation on he BBerry simultaneously.

I was asked by a mum where i worked years ago to make sure her 3 yr old son didnt put the fairy wings on just in case ,,,,,,,

\oh oh another 1 eldest dd is nearly 20 but when my dad found out and saw she got cars and a garage for her 3rd christmas he said WHAT DID SHE GET THAT FOR YOU WILL TURN HER

I said turn her into a mechanic dad

I caught the G A Y once..5 margaritas will do it every time. not heard that about prams though.

It happened to my baby too. L.E.S.B.I.A.N

My DD and Ds have loads of dressing up stuff. Quite often they will both dress in princess dresses. Their Daddy doesn't like it!

So why am I bisexual then? Is it cos my mum once pulled me to school on a sledge? The horror!

robin maybe you were in and out of the buggy and undecided

My DS has worn the same pants for a whole week .
(Just because he's not at school BTW).

He's caught a case of The Phil Mitchell's. (I could put money on Walford's Finest not being a regular changer of undercrackers)

F.A.C.T.

Oh and you can catch vegetarianism, it's transmitted by kissing (me to DH)

T.R.U.E.

you get it from a push chair, you know...noticed new trend in push chair use in playground today - young mums sitting in them (like deck chairs) while kids run riot play

G.I.N.G.E.R.N.E.S.S. is also contagious!!

rhetorician with my backside, that could only end badly!! Think fire brigade and cutting tools!!

Well there is always the comforting thought that somewhere out there some chap is sitting on a bus saying to someone "if you let her do X she'll end up like my sister. You know, a T.W.A.T"

I took DS to two civil partnerships and an ordination before he turned one - is there a risk he could have caught the R.E.L.I.G.I.O.N?

Robin they must have left us in the buggy too long for us to be straight, but not long enough to fully contract the gay. So we're half way between each

What a S.T.R.A.N.G.E. thing for her to say!

My 3 year old wants to walk everywhere so I've stopped using the double pushchair. Now I'm so relieved that this means she won't be G.A.Y. Phew.