To have wheelspun my car into a disabled parking space

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no blue badge and whilst feeding my 1 day old newborn baby formula with a bottle after driving a steady 140 miles per hour on the M6.

AIBU to not care that I forgot the toddler had climbed onto the roof of the car and had been clinging in.

No fruit shooots or Greggs for 5 minutes at least for him.

Arf @ folly

YANBU if you ran into the supermarket for some naice ham - and you were only in the space for a few minutes.

Why are you not back at work if the baby is already a day old? ffs the baby is going to be emotionally harmed by being with you all the time, cut the apron strings luv.

If it wasnt at Waitrose then I'm not playing anymore.

dodges flying bun

Eats bun.

Aibu to leave kids in the car outside de club tonight, with the dog?

Wadaya mean leave the kids in car with the dog? Don't you realise the dog needs to walked? Let the kids earn their keep and take the poor pittbull for a run, ffs

Surely dogs look after children?

Don't make me call the RSPCA

Was it a 4x4?

U no wats best for ur bubba Hun. Dnt wry. Happy mum=happy baby

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Can someone explain the pombears thing?? I like pombears!

all on speed dial

Your bubba your rules hun

Lmao I'm stunned

Yadbvu if said bottle wasn't filled with tea / sunny d lite :)

Which one are you going to send to Eton? Choose well since the other will be going to Cherry Tree Estate Comp and you need one to keep you in your old age.

But I don't understand the pombears thing??!

there is a thread in classics Babylon that explains all.

" all on speed dial"

Ha ha ha

YABU. You should have not been out with newborn. You should have been at home co-sleeping with it. And where was dh in all of this? You are enabling him to treat you like a servant. Leave the bastard.

This fred is discustin.

Did you make your kid lay in the space to save it for you?