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Original poster

i broke this couple up

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itsbonfirenighttonight · 31/07/2012 00:12

today I was at the self service tills at asda I needed to buy porridge and farted. by mistake. it smelled. a girl said to her boyfriend it was him he said it was her they were arguing and she threw her asda bag at him and stormed out.

was i unreasonable not to say it was me? i didn't want everyone to know i was responsible.

OP posts:

anairofhopeFORGOLD · 31/07/2012 00:39

Stop it SGB i almost woke my baby up laughing at your post!

TheEnthusiasticTroll · 31/07/2012 00:42

ha ha. would sound even more pro if I remembered names.

GlassofRose · 31/07/2012 00:45

TheEnthusiasticTroll · 31/07/2012 00:46

I have never witnessed an invasion before, its not that exciting but Im staying up and topping up my just in the hope it all kicks off, looks like there is more chance ill be pissed bfore anything excitting happens.

Original poster

itsbonfirenighttonight · 31/07/2012 00:47

it was only a fart not an invasion

OP posts:

TheEnthusiasticTroll · 31/07/2012 01:01

arf .may have been funnier had you sharted yer self with a bit of a pant invasion OP.

leguminous · 31/07/2012 01:02

Stop, stop, stop, I've got work to do and I keep reading these ridiculous threads instead. TROLLS, GO TO BED.

G4STrulyReneges · 31/07/2012 01:04

OhElEm is on the case i do believe.

BerthaKitt · 31/07/2012 01:07

Please do not stand near any bonfires if you make a habit of releasing your gases in public, could be nasty.

MyDogShitsMoney · 31/07/2012 01:07

it was only a fart not an invasion

Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd read

I've been in a right old grump today, sadface, all this has properly cheered me up!

SusanBecks · 31/07/2012 01:33

lisaro · 31/07/2012 01:37

My lads still fart copiously even though they've done puberty.

Dawndonna · 31/07/2012 08:51

'I broke a couple up'.
Not this couple, they're not here.

solidgoldbrass · 31/07/2012 10:18

Have some beans on toast, OP! Then go and hang around outside the Houses of Parliament and see what havoc your farts can wreak there.

SoleSource · 31/07/2012 11:25

Yabu you smelly homewrecker.

Sallyingforth · 31/07/2012 12:12

Here you are, OP. Just for you...

www.flat-d.com/gassack.html

fuzzysnout · 31/07/2012 12:20

thank you OP - you've made my day!

Lucyellensmum99 · 31/07/2012 12:27

yes, its all your fault, i think you should take an add out in the local paper "to the couple who fell out over flatulence, im sorry, it was me"

wooback2skool · 09/08/2015 20:08

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HedgehogAtHome · 09/08/2015 20:11

Aw, woo. Going back though all your old shit? Or just searching for fart threads.

Wow, you sure trolled us. You must be so badass and I bet everyone at 'skool' thinks you're really cool.

usualsuspect333 · 09/08/2015 20:11

Are you searching for threads about farting?

Are you 12?

ShuShuFontana · 09/08/2015 20:12

someone has been advance searching farts, haven't they?

well done on getting the spelling correct!

FarFromAnyRoad · 09/08/2015 20:12

Fucking school holidays. Or bored men with no hope of a date tonight. Either/Or.

stayanotherday · 09/08/2015 20:13

Don't worry. You'll be going back to school soon.

Spartans · 09/08/2015 20:14

How do you fart by mistake? What were you trying to do?

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