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"Can you have porn for women then?"

43 replies

Lucyellensmum99 · 29/07/2012 22:07

Said my DP to me just now when i described 50 shades as porn for women - what a twonk! Grin

My response was "of course you can" but is there porn for women? I mean, i know there is, but i never watched it. I do watch porn, but not porn directed at women.

So, lets be honest - do women like porn? or am i unusual?

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CharlotteWasBoth · 29/07/2012 23:31

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Lonelylou · 29/07/2012 23:32

then mushroom stamping her face to clean your penis.

OMG! LOL!!! This made me cry laughing! My husband asked me what I was laughing at and I couldn't speak.

WorraLiberty · 29/07/2012 23:33

I agree it's its just plain undadulterated shite from the reviews (haven't read it) but if it's not erotic literature and it's not porn, what genre would you say it is?

WorraLiberty · 29/07/2012 23:34

I just feel that women watching porn is shitting on the sisterhood

Lol if you buy into the 'sisterhood' you'll have to ask permission to shave your own pubic hair the next time you go swimming....

Lucyellensmum99 · 29/07/2012 23:37

Im not sure really worra - the same as the girl with the dragon tatoo and the da vinci code

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PeanutButterCupCake · 29/07/2012 23:38

What is mushroom stamping? Blush

I quite enjoy porn but fear this thread will turn into a bun fight about the exploitation Of women

MyinnergoddessisatLidl · 29/07/2012 23:39

Porn is defined as the explicit portrayal of sexual subject matter.

So it would include erotic literature, like 50 shades...and novels such as Tropic of Cancer, the Story of O etc.

Obviously it also includes all magazines, which I think I actually prefer to movies. I used to enjoy reading some of the stories and the readers pictures etc in my male friends magazines. Perhaps because I've never found the right balance in films as mentioned.

Although a lot of the time it was the amusement of the juxtaposition....posing middle-aged lady in basque sprawled out on windowsill next to coloured glass fish/clown ornaments and photos of grandchildren...

But as other posters have mentioned, it was the same things that would turn me on as any male counterpart reader I think.

Mellower · 29/07/2012 23:39

God I am so naive I actually thought the women in the movies were enjoying themselves. Grin

When I was younger I had a friend of a friend who worked for a prostitution agency doing s&m and she just used to laugh at the men, whilst counting her £££... I guess it takes all sorts though.

OMg the the dog just threw up and its stinking!

CaliforniaLeaving · 29/07/2012 23:40

Magic Mike? Hasn't the film come out in UK yet?
www.imdb.com/title/tt1915581/ Very "Chippendales of the 80's" ish!

jrost · 29/07/2012 23:44

I just feel that women watching porn is shitting on the sisterhood

There's no such thing as the sisterhood so how can you shit on it?

WorraLiberty · 29/07/2012 23:46

Perhaps "Shitting on the Sisterhood" hasn't been released in this country yet? Grin

MyinnergoddessisatLidl · 29/07/2012 23:47

Mushroom stamping is that moment after the "money shot" (ejaculate on face) when the male participant slaps his bell end continuously on the woman's cheek whilst she usually sucks her fingers.

Not too many different endings in porn sadly. I'm not after pro-longed meaningful stares and cuddles...fantasies aren't about meaningful sex after all.

Would be nice if her wiped her with a complimentary tissue, poured her a cuppa from the hotel teasmaid and reminded her about about check out time before leaving her in the kingsized bed with a pay per view movie?

PeanutButterCupCake · 29/07/2012 23:53

Thanks inner don't think I'll look at a mushroom the same now Grin

worra that's one film I wouldn't be watching

WorraLiberty · 29/07/2012 23:54

But in an equal porn induced relationship...why should he be the grateful one? Grin

thecook · 29/07/2012 23:54

LucyEllensmum99 Lol. Tis correct. I was studying microbiology part time. I think you mentioned you were a biochemist before? - well binary fission was more intersting than those bloody films!

There are some shite porn films out too. Think thick German accents, sunglasses indoors and pimply arses!!!!!

Lucyellensmum99 · 29/07/2012 23:56

Yeast porn!! lol

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McHappyPants2012 · 30/07/2012 00:28

I have read 50sog At Leat 3 times, it is an easy read.

sashh · 30/07/2012 04:27

I think, and tell me if I'm wrong, women prefer to read porn rather than see it. But that could be just that porn films do seem to be aimed at men.

Did I hear the Black Lace books are back>

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