to sleep with the window open whilst there is scaffolding against the house?

[bejeezus]

Would you?

It's so bloody hot. But I'm a bit scared. I've opened and shut the window 10+ times.....so indecisive!

I'm in a bungalow and sleep with the window open on the rare occasions it's hot.

I mean, what are the chances of someone climbing in? Really? And if they are determined to get in, they probably will anyway.

I do tend to lean things against the window if dh is away, in the hope that the crash will wake me - or scare them.

Grrrrrr....well there will be no sleeping hete tonight. I've done q proper number on myself

No, the chances are very slim...but I have convinced myself it is going to happen, the moment I drop off to sleep...

the chances of someone climbing in are far higher if you make it easy for them, obv.

Fuck open windows, I've just read the thread about GIRL!

Keep them closed bejeezus - otherwise you'll keep waking with a start.

Oh GAWD! Do you think GIRL is coming to get me?!

you need geese, bejeezus. they make a hell of a racket. i don't have any geese.

I dunno bejeezus think she's here! I actually wish I'd never read about her!

wot "GIRL?"

This thread

Yeah...then everytime they started squawking, I'd shit myself!

I need a fuck off great big drooling rotti

Or (less smelly) a boobie trap set-up for the scaffolding

Don't read it piglet...
DON'T

Is it a tiny window?

a boobie-trap might well catch some scaffolders.

Oh yeah - don't read it piglet
I can't sleep now

The opening bit is tiny
It's closed now
But it's too late, I'm scared of nothing now

Ok, so it wouldn't have made the room that much cooler, (trying to make you feel better) - I've scared myself now too

Thanks mama
I fell asleep, and didn't get burgaled , or murdered!

Hooray! We made it! I promise never to mention you know what again! At least today is cooler