To think when it says don't touch the lemurs....

[Softlysoftly]

....you shouldn't touch the bloody lemurs?

And you certainly shouldn't let your crawling baby stroke the lemur, grab its tail and yank on it? Then proclaim loudly in distress "oh it nearly turned on him!".

AIBU to have had my judgy pants on?

"the stripey bastard"

a Zoo near me lets you feed the lemurs every time we go little children get all the tickets to feed them first I hate them