To not want my DH to wear a "hooters" vest.

[Nobhead]

DS birthday on Thursday and we are taking him to a childrens themepark, weather is going to be quite hot apparently. My DH has a t-shirt tan ATM and wants to get rid of it. He is contemplating wearing a vest when we go to theme park, not just any vest though- A FUCKING HOOTERS VEST!!!!! He was not taking the piss either- he said he would wear a short sleeved shirt over it and then if he gets hot he can take it off
I have just given him 3 good reasons why I will refuse to walk around with him whilst wearing this

1. It's old and discoloured with suncream
2. Last time I checked he wasn't "Onslow" from Keeping up appearences
3. It might be ok to wear this attire with an ode to titties blazened across it on a stag do or on holiday but not at a childs theme park. He thinks AIBU- I defo don't.

You could always cut the sleeves off one of his favourite t-shirts