...to find tonights Eastenders

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... Heartwarming? :d

I stopped watching EastEnders about 15 years ago because it was so miserable, violent, crime-ridden, full of dead bodies, illegitimate children and unhappy divorces. I don't live in a community like that if I do I don't know the details.

I might have watched the torch scene if I'd really know when it was going to be but didn't. I didnt miss anything then. I report that I was at a torch handover and had my photogaph taken with both torch bearers.

I'm prous of my name .

How has Billy got a granddaughter old enough to have a baby. Isn't he about 35 or something? Not watched for a while but I thought he had kids with Honey - they can't be grown up yet

His kids with Honey are like 2 and 4.
He had a son when he was 14 (although he didn't know about it). The son had a child as a youngster. The son is now dead. Billy's grandaughter is about 15.

I thought Lola is 16?

But anyway, Billy is meant to be 53.

53? I am clearly crap at judging ages

Right- the people who haven't watched for a while- stop coming on a EE thread and asking what's been happening for the last umpteen years!

You are doing what my Mum does. She comes into the living room, looks down her nose at us for watching soaps and then proclaims she doesn't know who anyone is and where's Dirty Den these days?

"Whos' that?"
"I thought Ian was married to someone else?"
"Where's Barbara Windsor?"
"Who's that with the beard?"

Aaaaaarrrrghhh!

Can I ask a stupid question ?

Was the torch relay part of the 'actual' torch relay ?

Yes it was.

I was laughing at how many were in hte cafe, and all at the wrong end. Did she eat her burger in the end.

Really the relay was for real? My ds kept saying it was supposed to be first part scene then cut to the real bit. I didn't believe him.
Brilliant name YouOldSlag. Love it!

I thang you

No it wasn't part of the real torch relay. It was filmed live however and obviously topical, but the torch didn't pass through Borehamwood where the studio set of Walford is. Very convincing attempt though

The torch hasnt gone everywhere, it travels in a car and goes to various areas, Borehamwood wasn't far from where it was yesterday and it was in Hillingdon today and in Ealing as we speak, not far away at all. It was part of the olympic torch relay.

It wasnt - it was in south London yesterday heading northwards to Hillingdon and Ealing today and Barnet and Enfield tomorrow. At risk of being outed I actually live there and it was not the official torch relay. It's been through Herts already from Hatfield and St Albans.

I thought it was great! Hate the kat storyline though

I am starting in Harrow tomorrow, and will be travelling to Brent Home of Wembley, after I visited Hillingdon and then Ealing today.

Kat has the wettest most glistening gob this side of the Eel Caves of Extra Moist Middle Earth and yes she should just fuck off.

When i see kat's lips I feel like getting a pampers wet wipe and rubbing them really hard to get rid off that disgusting shiny gloss

We'd need a packet for each lip.

Does anyone know yet who it is that Kat is meant to be shagging??

I don't think we know, no. But surely his face would be covered in glistening gleaming pink grease?

If anyone does know please don't post. I don't like spoilers. Start a new thread please.

I joked last night, that Kat was seeing Roxy.

Maybe she's involved in a 3 way with Max and Comedy Derek? Yuck.

Honestly, you'd have to be pretty desperate to get with Derek or max. Yuck.