to be upset about being barged over

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My brother came over yesterday and we were playing with the DCs in the garden. We were playing football in the back garden and I had the ball and he charged over and barged me over with his shoulder. He hurt a bit and he showed no remorse and the dc started laughing . I got up and carried on but its really annoyed me as it was quite out of turn. DP says that it was probably just youthful exuberance combined with sibling rivalry and that its no big deal and that I shouldn't let it bother me but its really annoyed me.

Perhaps I'll arrest the brother

She's wearing a tag, she'll not get far

You'll be wearing more than a tag, young lady!

Ahem.

Now, now, SoleSource! No rubbernecking. This is an official thread police crime scene.

[gives self up and thinks of England over car bonnet...unsure as to who is the real cop and who is the fake]

I am obviously the real cop! Look at my name! I might have to arrest you too. 'Doubting the identity of the real thread police' is a serious crime, don't you know!

You like being caught by the fuzz

Look, look we are forgetting the real victim in all this

The poor gal who's nasty brother did a Vinnie Jones on her

Ah yes, sorry. Let me just call for backup and then we can clear the crime scene.

What has happened on this thread?

Lol

[Makes good her escape having cracked tag off with the help of the brother]

We're having fun. Don't worry. Someone ( trained first aider) has gone to get some savlon and hot sweet tea for the OP

Sorry, my fault.

I will now have to arrest myself.

OP - you are not being unreasonable to post on AIBU and, regarding your original questions, YANBU, depending on the circumstances.

Turn coat

Kiss has got away!

I'll call for the chopper

YABU and sound like a drama queen, you got knocked over its not as if he's punched you in the face. I envy you if this is your biggest worry.

What kind of chopper?