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AIBU?

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To want to shout 'you dirty, horrible being'

100 replies

storminabuttercup · 18/07/2012 22:26

Well actually replace being with fucker but it's nearly the holidays innit?

The young lad next door has got a horrid habit, we've lived here 4 years and I'm sure it's new but he does that horrid snorting sound followed by a spit. It's fucking disgusting. It's every night, outside and I can hear it. It makes me gag. He'll be at it again first thing.

WIBU to shout 'oi, do you have to do that? you dirty fucker'

Bleugh.

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kinkyfuckery · 18/07/2012 22:28

Oh god no, it's revolting. I'd probably start snorting and spitting into a bucket, collecting it all up then throwing it over the dirty little bastard.

confusedpixie · 18/07/2012 22:29

YANBU. My housemate does it, it's a vomit-inducing sound What I don't get is that when he does it in the bathroom he spits it into the sink, but he does it in his bedroom too, where on earth is it going?! eurgh.

SuperTressy · 18/07/2012 22:30

YANBU. That's as bad as dog poo. In fact it turns my stomach even more.

Iamsparklyknickers · 18/07/2012 22:33

Ew I feel your pain, seems to be loads of snot gobblers by my work, you have to keep your eyes on the pavement to avoid stepping in the goo.

Thank god for all the rain lately.

EclecticShock · 18/07/2012 22:34

I don't like it either but is it a cultural thing?

WorraLiberty · 18/07/2012 22:36

So what if it's a cultural thing?

It doesn't make it acceptable in the UK

griphook · 18/07/2012 22:37

If was a cultural thing would that make it ok? Hmm

EclecticShock · 18/07/2012 22:38

Yes that makes it understandable. Not everyone follows english society rules.

WorraLiberty · 18/07/2012 22:40

Well they should start

Especially when it comes to spitting and spreading disgusting germs around

storminabuttercup · 18/07/2012 22:42

Cultural? Confused

He's just a dirty sod.

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Creamtea1 · 18/07/2012 22:43

That is filth, and not acceptable in any universe let alone culture. Dirty, trampy nasty boy.

SoleSource · 18/07/2012 22:43

Fucking vile bastard!

Throw a bucket of bleach over him.

TitsalinaBumSquash · 18/07/2012 22:44

Ew, I would actually vomit at that.

My Mum used to shout "stop spitting you filthy little oik" out windows quite frequently. Grin

Sooooo unnecessary.

PoppyWearer · 18/07/2012 22:44

Believe it or not, this IS perfectly normal and acceptable in some cultures. Disgusting (to us), but true.

EclecticShock · 18/07/2012 22:45

I don't like it either but we are not all the same. Doesn't make him Filthy necessarily.

griphook · 18/07/2012 22:45

Seriously, you can't say something so unacceptable to so many people is ok because it's cultural. How about female genital mutilation, that ok cos it's cultural, or forced marriage that ok too?

Creamtea1 · 18/07/2012 22:46

Good one griphook

griphook · 18/07/2012 22:47

Phlegm spreads diseases of course it's disgusting. It carries viruses and I don't want to step in it

WorraLiberty · 18/07/2012 22:47

I don't like it either but we are not all the same. Doesn't make him Filthy necessarily

Can you explain to me why?

WorraLiberty · 18/07/2012 22:49

Yes, spitting is perfectly acceptable in some countries...they even do it in certain restaurants.

However, I'm assuming the OP lives in Britain.

In Britain, spitting is not acceptable and not 'part of British culture'.

Therefore those who do it, need to respect that/us and stop fucking doing it.

It really is that simple.

griphook · 18/07/2012 22:51

And why should one person culture Supersede someone else's?

Creamtea1 · 18/07/2012 22:52

Agreed worra.

OP perhaps you can tell him about the new website I have just seen advertised - christianmingle.com

Maybe he will then see the error of his ways and fall in love with a nice girl Thanks

hiddenhome · 18/07/2012 22:53

Oh, no, it's not my ds1 is it? Shock He's just been doing this in the shower 'cos he's totally bunged up with hayfever. I agree it sounds horrible Sad

KissMyEmbroideryHoop · 18/07/2012 22:53

Every time you hear it, do a louder more annoying noise...it will be like Pavlov's Dog...he'll eventually connect the two things and stop.

I would make a high pitched noise....like EEEEEP! Or I would yell "FREAK!" every time...or maybe one of those rape alarms? A vuvuzela perhaps?

DanyTargaryen · 18/07/2012 22:55

Sole, there is absolutely no situation where throwing a bucket of bleach over someone would ever be acceptable.

The fuck is wrong with you?