Well actually replace being with fucker but it's nearly the holidays innit?
The young lad next door has got a horrid habit, we've lived here 4 years and I'm sure it's new but he does that horrid snorting sound followed by a spit. It's fucking disgusting. It's every night, outside and I can hear it. It makes me gag. He'll be at it again first thing.
WIBU to shout 'oi, do you have to do that? you dirty fucker'
Bleugh.