In thinking my MIL is truly evil?!

[Tanith]

I always knew she hated us. Jealous of our calm and peace and quiet, that's what it is!

Well, now she has done something that proves it beyond all doubt: she has gone beyond the pale.

I defy any DIL to match this one in terms of pure evil; I defy any MIL to excuse her!

She has brought DS an old accordion to play!
Says it'll keep him amused for the holidays!!

He's only had it a morning and I'm already ready to claw the walls!!!

Just you wait until he cuts his lips with it.....

Yeah-shoot the bitch.

Or take the accordion away??

Bitch. Leave the bastard - it's the only way to get rid of the evil woman.

Yup, work of the devil, quite a hanging offence, I feel.

Keep it at her house so it can be what he plays with when he goes over there.

my mil bought my son one of those, safe to say it got lost very quickly :)

Will that stop him playing it, QS? [hopefully]

Be thankful it wasn't bagpipes

mulberry has a sneaky very good solution.

might cheer you up!

my mother bought my ds a set of drums....

MulberryMoon is right. Anything bought by gp's I don't approve of stays at gp's house.

It's no good - I have to ask:

How in the World do you manage to cut your lips on an accordion??

I defy any DIL to match this one in terms of pure evil

My nan bought my little brother a set of bagpipes. The neighbours complained because they thought my mum was keeping cows in the front bedroom.

Quintessential - are you thinking of a harmonica??!!

Put a hole in it and claim you must have mice

Definitely a Nanny's house toy!

How do you cut your lip on an accordion?!

I bought DS2 an accordion, I love it you could send it to me if you like so that he and DS1 won't keep fighting over ours.

Harmonica YES! Thats it.

It suddenly dawns on me what an accordion is, and your mil is less cruel than I thought.....

accordians are good.
I like them.

it's a more complicated but portable piano.

have you got a shed? maybe he could practise in there.

Send it back to grandma's house for him to use when he visits, should work a treat.

I also keep banned toys at GPs house! "Otherwise they won't have anything to play with at yours if we take them home"