Okay, to cut a long story short, I had two sofas delivered from IKEA, over 3 weeks ago. One sofa was missing the covers.
I have made at least 8 phonecalls to IKEA. For a week we had a scenario where they couldn't send me another one out until they had had 'investigated' to see where the missing one was with the depot. Then they were sending one within a week. It never arrived.
Eventually they decided to give up with the depot and send one with Parcel Force - it was due to arrive Monday. It isn't here. I phoned today and was told by the call canter worker that this was 'system error' (no apology) and that she would re-book for next Monday.
Me: "Is it definitely coming on Monday?"
Ikea: "We never like to say 100%, not about anything. Maybe you can phone back tomorrow and we can see if it on the system".
Me: " I would like you to phone me please - I am fed up of making phonecalls to hunt for the missing covers and I don't see why I should make calls on my phone bill"
Ikea: "Well, I will TRY to remember to phone you but I might not, I can't guarantee that I will remember because the system doesn't let you put in a call back reminder"
At this point, my blood was starting to boil... I was saying to myself "Be polite, she's probably on minimum wage, it's not her fault she works for a shit company & hasn't had any training..."
So, I suggested: "Perhaps you could use a post-it note? You could write on it 'Remember to call Mrs X, she had been waiting for sofa covers for ALMOST A MONTH. Then you will remember to call me back!"
Ikea: " Oh no, that won't work. We sit in different places every day, I don't know where I'll be. I will TRY to remember to call you though but I can't say for sure that I will".
After I put the phone down, I'm afraid I did scream out loud. Can one person really be that stupid?? Or was she deliberately trying to push me over the edge? I don't believe that sofa will ever have a cover. I don't know if I have the mental energy to ever speak to one of their staff again.