Short story - whilst out with DH, DS who is 8, stood in dog poo.
There is now a stand off between them both because DH thinks DS should clean it as he's old enough to watch where he's walking, DS thinks he can't manage and I know they are both waiting for me to do it because let's face it, I usually do! DS needs his trainers for cub camp tomorrow so a deadline is looming!
So who should clean the poo? Me DH or DS?