to think "your kiss is on my lips" makes more sense than

[MetalliMa]

"your kiss is on my list"
yes I have just found out that I got the song wrong....
oops 30 years or what ever I have been singing the wrong words

My ds1 used to sing "are you ready, are you ready for lunch." instead of Are you ready for love by Elton John.

My db (when he was little) used to sing "guilty as a cook-a-bill" instead of "guilty as a girl can be by .

My other db sang his own version of a west life song and had us in stitches. I can't remember which song it was or his version but it was fair funny.

I always thought prefab sprouts song went "hotdog jumping frog I love cookies" then df went to college where Martin from prefab sprout was his tutor and I was told by df it was actually "hotdog jumping frog Albuquerque"

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Well I thought it was "hotdog jumping frog ALL GONE cookies!" Live and learn eh?!

Deathcab, I know of someone else who thought that too!
Maybe you are one and the same?

My Mum used to sing, from Terry Wogan I think..."every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you" by Paul Young.

Someone I know thought UB40's one in ten went 'I am the one inch head'

Oh i'm glad i'm not the only one! Maybe Maud.. maybe !

"Pappadom Peach, I'm in trouble deep" was what I used to hear. I guess you would be if that arrived as a starter in your local curry house...

My sis used to sing in the lord of the dance 'I am the lord of the dance settee ' instead of I am the lord of the dance said he!! Lol
Outing myself here

Adeles "set fire to the rain" will always be "set fire to Lorraine" in this house

And in this house, Will Young always sings "I think I'd better deep fry now" - much better than "Leave Right Now" I think.

Got a couple more, years ago watching the royal variety show a comedian changed the words from "my heart will go on" (celine dion, titanic song) to "the hotdogs go on"

Most recently cold play's song paradise is now sang "pair of, pair of, pair of tights"

Some of these are classic. While we're on Karma Chameleon, my wife used to think "Lovin' would be easy if your colours were like my dreams, red gold and green...' was "... red coat and jeans."

Sorry - I mean 'dw'.

This thread is hilarious, thank you :smile:

My mum used to think it said "and you come to me on a submarine" in "how deep is your love"

I used to think it said "he's got a 5 inch cock" in that tracey chapman song, it actually says "he's got a fast car". Listen to it and you'll hear what I mean!

DH and I always sing the following to the Cars "Drive": who's gonna drive you home (pause) pork pie. Listen to the song, it really sounds like that!

Reading "Charleeeene don't like it" - I was smugly thinking "Ah, very funny, but of course I know the true lyrics - only to find out 5 seconds later that they are not, in fact "Sharif don't like it" - as in Omar Sharif.