To want companies to fuck right off with their ready salted crisps and disgusting yellow ones

[FrankieAnne]

Nobody likes them you absolute fuckwits so why put tons of them in??? seriously??? why more ready salteds than cheese and onion??? no fucker likes them yet you put tons of them in! stop being controlling you petty little twats and whilst we're at it - nobody likes the yellow ones so you can fuck off with filling the tins up with them too!

OP: My mum was unknowingly doing T rex whilst stood on stage at my brothers wedding waiting to be given her flowers.... I very nearly pissed myself laughing

once yanked a filling out on a yellow one, so they can fuck right off!

Er?! Come again??

Just read the T Rex thread, and it's bloody hilarious . Should be in Classics IMO.

Is it yellow sweets? DH and I nearly came to blows over whether yellow fruit pastilles are the best (him) or the worst (me). Who thinks yellow ones are the best? I can't believe I've found out he thinks like this after 14 years.

It is, she is back.

Hurrah.

How is he? And the vegetables?

How do you eat crisp whilst standing like a t-Rex? Your poor dh must be very crisp deprived and yet here you are moaning about flavours.

So you just like the blue packets, would like to 'pick out' the yellow ones and hate the red ones.

Young conservative with a crisp fetish??

I have just googled why Quality Street are called Quality Street and am rather underwhelmed.

I love ready salted - my favourite. It's salt and vinegar I can't stand.
And I get really irritated by the pretentious ones (rock salt and balsamic; chives and sour cream instead of salt and vinegar and cheese & onion)

I remember Hedgehog flavour from my childhood - do they still do them? Now they really were disgusting!

Tony Maguire hates the coconut ones and the fact that they changed colour. But only when he's doing that face...

What are Sharons favourite crisps?

I am old enough to remember when there were only plain crisps, and you had to salt the feckers yer self with that little blue sachet.

What would Tony Maguire make of that then eh? eh?

I started reading this from the latest post by mistake. I was sitting here thinking 'yellow crisps? Yanked out a filling on a crisp?'

I only like ready salted.

I think the yellow ones are wotsits - you can set fire to them apparently and they burn well because of the high fat content.

I could just be making that up

I like the toffees - especially with some ready salted crisps. Where did you think they got the salted caramel idea from?

I like glace cherries with plain crisps

(years spent as a barmaid)

I'm with you on the yellow ones, op, but seabrook ready salted crinkle cut are the only crisps worth eating! Cheese and onion taste rank.