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To just hate people in general?

110 replies

BupcakesandCunting · 04/07/2012 12:54

The more I see in life/ read on here, the more I just hate people in general.

  • Inconsiderate parkers
  • Dog shit people
  • People who walk too slow on pavements
  • Bus idiots (idiots who playing Tiny Tempers through their shitty phone speakers to an increasingly irate bus)
  • Queue jumpers
  • Breast feeders
  • Formula feeders
  • Divs
  • Smartarses

All of them. I know that this thread will make Hully sad but I can't help it.

I h8 u ppl.

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crypes · 04/07/2012 14:02

Nah i love it.

FunnysInLaJardin · 04/07/2012 14:04

when I was 14 my anthem was 'I Hate People' by the Anti Nowhere League and I still stand by that sentiment today. It's a good fall back position I find.

Some lyrics -

I hate people
I hate the human race
I hate people
I hate your ugly face
I hate people
I hate your fucking mess
I hate people
They hate me

Very cathartic

weaselm4 · 04/07/2012 14:08

People whp drive at 40 mph in a 60 limit, AND THEN CONTINUE TO DO SO IN A 30 ZONE! There are pedals that make your car speed up or slow down, you know!

At least Fou Da Fa Fa made me smile!

limitedperiodonly · 04/07/2012 14:17

I hate the word 'lady' and 'gentleman' when used to soften a totally imaginary insult as in: 'a black lady on the bus...' or 'the disabled gentleman...'.

sweetkitty · 04/07/2012 14:22

I hate smokers, the ones who need to light up the minute they are out a building, they have everything ready spark up as they are leaving then blow a big cloud of smoke right in your face. Fuck off and find a hole to smoke in.

noobydoo · 04/07/2012 14:27

I used to always think most people were nice. However, no matter how much effort I make to be nice and to get to know people, I realise that most people are intrinsically selfish and suit themselves.

limitedperiodonly · 04/07/2012 14:29

I don't particularly mind smokers but I want to kill the ones who do it while they're talking to me and flap their hands about to disperse the smoke.

Yes, it's going in my face. If you were really worried about it you wouldn't do it in front of me. And yes, you did accidentally slap me in the face just then.

Psammead · 04/07/2012 14:38

I love people.

I love that 3 separate granny types told DD she was sweet today. She bloody is, though.
I love that I went to check out DD's potential kindergarten last week and the woman remembered, from our surname alone, that my DH was in her first ever class 35 years ago, and that she went and dug out the old group photos.
I love that one mum at playgroup saw my DD looking lost and got her DD to go and hold her hand and walk around with her.
I love that the post woman told me that she loves coming to our house because it looks very natural.
I love that people help me off the bus when I have the pushchair.
I love it when people say hello in the street.
I love that the woman in the car waved and smiled and laughed at DD who decided to sit down in the middle of the zebra crossing today instead of rolling eyes.

I really love people.

Unless I hate the fuckers. Like loud people.

Hullygully · 04/07/2012 14:41

I don't hate them, just find 99 % of them really disappointing.

Hullygully · 04/07/2012 14:41

There IS one person that I actually HATE

SoleSource · 04/07/2012 14:43

i hate moaners.

Did you ask your neighbour yet Bup, to move his car?

hectorthestandbyhawk · 04/07/2012 14:43

I hate people who hog the middle lane of the motorway, particularly the gits who do a consistent 57 mph.
I hate anyone who spells independent as independant.
I hate various elements of the middle classes and some of the other classes too.
I hate gits and w.

BupcakesandCunting · 04/07/2012 15:08

Who is it Hully, who is it?

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limitedperiodonly · 04/07/2012 15:11

It'll be the Dalai Lama, bups.

Bloody do-gooder. And I wish he'd cover up those bingo wings.

BupcakesandCunting · 04/07/2012 15:17

Is it because he is a kiddy fiddler? That made me :( a fair bit. He looks so kind.

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hackmum · 04/07/2012 15:18

I love the Flight of the Conchords link.

I actually like French people. Or rather, I love the idea of French people. If you have to go to Paris it turns out they're all so rude they make Londoners look like, oh, I don't know, people who are really polite.

BupcakesandCunting · 04/07/2012 15:18

Oh crapsy no that was Gandhi. Fucking hell I've just smeared the holiest being on earth. Sorry Dalai Lama. You're great and not into kids. Fuck's sake.

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Hullygully · 04/07/2012 15:21

He is called Poison. By me, anyway.

Not lovely Mohandas, or the Dalai Lama, the one person I hate.

TobyLerone · 04/07/2012 15:22

Gandhi was a kiddy fiddler? Shock

BupcakesandCunting · 04/07/2012 15:24

I loved the Parisians. Honestly.

I went there for my poncey hen weekend and everyone was lovely. Men stopped to chat to us on the street and tell us where to get nice coffee. Some men came and sat with us in a bar and talked politics all night and left without so much as a "Fancy a fumble behind Abrakebabra?" Twas very refreshing.

Then DH and I went when I was pregnant. Parisians on the metro bickered over who was going to give up their seat for me (seriously, two elderly women argued over me! ) and waiters would pat my bump and show an interest in le bebe.

In Britain, able-bodied young men would look the other way and whistle on the train rather than give up their seat for a heavily pregnant me. Fuckers.

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Hullygully · 04/07/2012 15:24

NO

No no no no no

limitedperiodonly · 04/07/2012 15:25

Men stopped to chat to us on the street and tell us where to get nice coffee. Some men came and sat with us in a bar and talked politics all night and left without so much as a "Fancy a fumble behind Abrakebabra?"

Were you in the Marais by any chance?

KatieScarlett2833 · 04/07/2012 15:29

I love everyone Smile

Except YOU, YOU know who you are you loud-mouthed ignorant bint Angry

cakeismysaviour · 04/07/2012 15:30

Haven't read the whole thread, but let us not forget people who spit in the street, entitled parents with prams who think the wheelchair space on buses was created for them and bad landlords.

ginhag · 04/07/2012 15:33

I hate people who say they will 'ping that over to you.'

Hate it fucking hate it and get RAGE.

DP sees it as an overreaction. He can fuck off. :)

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