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To not want to be covered in stale piss at 8 in the morning!

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50ShadesOfSaggy · 04/07/2012 09:48

GRRRR! We are currently having the bathroom renovated, and are having to use a portapotti. Now there are no small children in the house, we are two adults, a 16yo and a 13yo. The 13yo is the only person exempt from emptying the cartridge.
I'd just woken up, and gone to the bathroom, only to discover that not only was the cartridge full, but the dirty bastards had continued to pee in it, making it impossible to empty. They've all gone off to school and work and just left it. Myself, and the bathroom are now plastered in fucking piss, I stink, and I may never feel clean again!
WIBU to go totally Jeffing postal when they get home tonight? Or possibly rub their bloody noses in it?

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FioFio · 04/07/2012 09:52

god I would be furious. That's so idle :(

fruitysummer · 04/07/2012 11:04

Are the other adult and the 16 yo men by any chance?

If so, all the ranting in the world will not make a blind bit of difference.

I'd do well not do something else to make my point!

Nagoo · 04/07/2012 11:06

Ranting will do fuck all.

You need REVENGE.

ditavonteesed · 04/07/2012 11:08

yu are so nbu. lazy feckers

worldgonecrazy · 04/07/2012 11:15

YANBU. Once you've scrubbed yourself clean, fill it back up with water to the point of overflowing. If you're feeling nasty put a teaspoon of coffee or gravy browning in the water, or yellow food colouring so it looks like pee. Then leave it, go and have a coffee somewhere expensive and use the loos there.

50ShadesOfSaggy · 04/07/2012 11:21

Spot on. Both male. Although the 13yo is female, and she still managed to pee in it!

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SoleSource · 04/07/2012 11:21

Idle, disrepectful to you and gross. What are you their slave? Urgh

GO MENTAL

SunflowersSmile · 04/07/2012 11:58

I would be furious but with my dh not surprised. I would screech and he would let it wash over him and then I would hate for some time....

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