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to want to put a bomb under the director of hsbcs arse!

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Dawndonna · 03/07/2012 16:11

I have been into the branch and been told I can do what I want on the phone. I ring and no they can't. Worked out a way of doing it. Money has left my account but can any fucker there tell me if they have received my mortgage payment, not in a million. Apparently the security doesn't work on my account, this is despite me, turning up at the branch, again, with relevant documents, where they can't give me the information, but can give me security clearance.
Back home, pay the carer that I need to have in place when I leave dh, phone HSBC and get nowhere.
HAVE YOU GOT MY MONEY YOU WANKERS?

NAH, doesn't feel any better.

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quoteunquote · 03/07/2012 17:19

just want to say, what a bunch of bastards,

I hate it when people can't do their job properly, it's so selfish, quit and go and do something within your capabilities.

I hope you get it sorted.

piprabbit · 03/07/2012 17:21

Poor man is probably sitting under his desk rocking gently while he waits for the rest of the shit to hit the fan.

I hope your get it sorted soon.

snuffaluffagus · 03/07/2012 17:23

Maybe put "JOKE" in the thread there somewhere, after what happened to the poor fella in the twitter joke trial! :)

RubyFakeNails · 03/07/2012 17:25

HSBC are fucking incompetent.

I had a woman basically trying to humiliate me in there the other day, bellowing through the glass about 'You have no funds'

She was looking at another account, but when I tried to tell her this oh no 'I'm sorry don't you understand you have zero funds" considering DH and I had both just been paid this caused me much stress.

Was raging by the time I got out of there.

Also had one old cow interrogate my DH about his right to be in the country even though he has a British Passport.

Dawndonna · 03/07/2012 17:28

hsbc are a bloody joke.
There 'joke' in here!

Of course I wouldn't do it, I have no intention of doing so, I wouldn't know how and can you imagine the care cost whilst trying to get to London or wherever head office is!
Grin

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