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27 replies

LookAtHerGo · 29/06/2012 09:55

Having a poo you will get deleted from my friends list.

I mean WTF and why?

WIBU for my first thought to be 'where is my defriend button?'

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Paiviaso · 29/06/2012 09:59

Who would do this?

I just can't comprehend.

veritythebrave · 29/06/2012 10:00

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rainydaysarebad · 29/06/2012 10:01

Eeew. That's taking the every minute updates to a whole new level.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 29/06/2012 10:02

Nope YANBU.

But excellent nickname Wink

veritythebrave · 29/06/2012 10:03

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LookAtHerGo · 29/06/2012 10:05

Grin at the nickname comment, it was a bloke who did it, otherwise I would pretend I name changed especially for this thread. But I can't.

Oh and by bloke I mean man in his twenties! I'm sure small boy might be more appropriate.

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MammaTJ · 29/06/2012 12:21

Oh me, oh my!!

You have deleted him, haven't you?

HecateHarshPants · 29/06/2012 12:24

erm. I have to ask. Sorry everyone Grin Was the picture him on the toilet, or did you actually see, erm, the release of the sewer snake?

(well, someone had to ask! Grin )

Tee2072 · 29/06/2012 12:26

No, Hecate, someone didn't!!!

Grin
BonnieBumble · 29/06/2012 12:28
Grin

Its not funny but it made me laugh.

lowfatiscrap12 · 29/06/2012 12:30

I've got friends on my Facebook in states of partial nudity, on the toilet, being sick, lit firework in rear butt cheeks, pretending to be bi curious (snogging the same sex) etc etc... and I'm a pretty ordinary person, so god knows what other freaky shit goes on.

HecateHarshPants · 29/06/2012 12:37

ah Tee, you know me. No tone too low Grin

LookAtHerGo · 29/06/2012 13:33

mamma I have deleted him!

Hectate, the pic was of him, I didn't see the toilet, but his status explained what the picture was!

Too much for me I'm afraid, and I don't class myself as a delicate type of person as a rule.

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MammaTJ · 29/06/2012 14:07

I have a friend who always shows a lot of cleavage. That's ok-ish but she answers all those quizzes and is 89% sexy today. There is a lot of flirting and sexual chat.

Doesn't bother me for me, but I did advise a friend of mine not to allow her daughter to accept a friend request from her.

This woman also has her daughters as her friends. They are 10 and 13. Shock

Vagabond · 29/06/2012 22:20

One of my 'friends' posted a photo of a glass of wine and a copy of the book "fifty shades of grey" with the comment: "this is what I'm doing tonight".

I had to look at it twice. Really? Why would you post that?

Also noted wryly that an Ann Summers product
was missing from the photo. Just saying. Grin

MinnieBar · 29/06/2012 22:30

Hecate I was thinking it too?

One of my friends was looking at one of her friend's pics on his pc that he'd downloaded from his camera. He lived in Germany - one pic was of one of his poos, on that special shelf they have in German toilets.
Her response: Arrrghhhhh!!!
Him: It was so big, I had to take a picture of it.

kittyandthefontanelles · 29/06/2012 23:08

A poo shelf? Do you scoop it out with a little net and mount it on the shelf? Also, why?

SecretNutellaFix · 29/06/2012 23:10

Oh dear God.

giraffesCantFitInThePalace · 29/06/2012 23:13

ewwwwww

HandMadeTail · 29/06/2012 23:17

Poo shelf explained

MsVestibule · 29/06/2012 23:22

I went to a Center Parcs once (no, that's NOT a bloody euphemism!) and they had those sort of loos. Fortunately it was pre-internet (actually, pre-digital camera too) so I had no temptation to take/upload any photos of poo.

And honestly, I know I sound like a maiden aunt, but do some people have NO barriers?

stretch · 29/06/2012 23:26

Oh my fucking god. A poo shelf. Really.

HecateHarshPants · 30/06/2012 07:00

phew, minnie. I am glad of the company Grin

MsV - Grin I wonder if Centre Parcs know they have become a euphamism. I wonder if it comes up in their meetings.
Well Bob, what are we going to do about this back door thing? I'm not altogether sure it's the image we want to portray...

HecateHarshPants · 30/06/2012 07:00

e not a. sorry.

GiserableMitt · 30/06/2012 07:29

My German Grandmother had a toilet like that ("shit on a shelf toilet" she called it).

She also said it was designed for inspection of waste matter, but blames its invention on the Dutch.