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*Whispers* To enjoy the smell of my baby's farts?

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DancesWithSockPuppets · 26/06/2012 20:47

I can't be the only one, surely?

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honeytea · 22/02/2013 13:37

I had never heard of baby licking either, it just feels right.

My babies breath smells like he is rotten inside poor baby, I wonder why that is?

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Thundercatz · 22/02/2013 15:16

I'm pregnant with my first so can't comment re human baby yet but I love sniffing my cat baby's breath (fishy) and his little stinky feet (like cheesy feet) - they are just so cute!

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BubbyBum · 22/02/2013 15:48

I recall reading somewhere that it is instinct to kiss your newborn immediately after birth as it somehow enables your body to know what antibodies you need to pass through your breastmilk. Maybe that's where the desire to lick your babies comes from? Just strong maternal instincts?

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SarahJinx · 22/02/2013 16:02

I lick DS, I come all over all primal and want to eat him up. I also like the smell of his poo, I could probably eat it, it wouldn't bother me a jot. He's 21 months.....

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wonderingsoul · 22/02/2013 16:06

I like the smell if wet nappies... but only my own children. glad I'm not alone.

never heard the licking thing and the poop..nooo that's some how grosser then wee lol.

I have a theory that it stems back from caveman/monkey. genes. you like it as your child and helps bonding. .. or something along those lines.

when ds2 was born the first week. he was in scuba and couldn't be washed. took him home and couldn't stop smelling and kissing his full of hair head.. till I realised he had pooped him self in delivery..hadn'tb been bathed that I was just kissing poo...

so after a good bath he still smelt like new baby though.

they should really bottle that smell.

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CrazyOldCatLady · 22/02/2013 16:56

Aw, I posted on this when DS was 4 months and I loved the smell of his wee. 8 months later he's a strapping one year old and I still like it Blush

I also love when the smaller, daintier of our cats gets smelly paws. Cat sweat smells lovely. Bizarrely I once dreamed that I ate all of her paws (because they're bright pristine white and quite obviously made of marshmallow); luckily they grew back so it wasn't a problem.

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honeytea · 22/02/2013 19:03

I used to love the smell of all newborn babies but since having my own I realise that newborn babies smell like period and now I don't like the smell of other babies so much.

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merlincat · 22/02/2013 19:14

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RiffyWammal · 22/02/2013 19:18

Oh yes, everything about my own babies was delectable and delicious; breast milk poo, farts, morning nappies (pineapple?), their lovely stinky heads and feet, their milky sweet breath...aah I wish they were little again just for a little while, so I could drink in their lovely smells one more time. Now they are pretty much grown men I don't enjoy their smells at all!

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chubbymomie2012 · 22/02/2013 19:20

Are you a nurse??? I love the smell of my babies poo! I get such a thrill when they poo. It means everything is working properly. My Dp says its cos I'm a nurse. Lol.

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LentilAsAnything · 22/02/2013 19:28

My toddler smells utterly delicious, I could eat him. I have to make do with sniffing him. The inside of his ears is particularly lush. Yum. I nuzzle in and inhale with a hearty sniff until my lungs are full. Scrumptious.

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BubaMarra · 22/02/2013 19:30

I love everything about my babies.
I still check every poo of my younger child (15m). If it smells normal, everything is working properly. If it's not, there's something going on.
The same goes for their breath. If it's not neutral, or buttery as someone upthread mentioned, but strange, I know a virus is about to kick in. And it actually never fails.

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Sprite21 · 22/02/2013 19:50

I have to agree on the wet morning nappy (smells a bit like butter popcorn), morning breath, and toes. All delicious.
Her poo often makes me wretch now though, and farts just smell like poo.
I have never licked her, though tempted...

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Ameybee · 22/02/2013 19:57

Ha ha... Hmm would love to say I don't.... But I so do! I also love the smell of the top of DS' head, I rub his hair with my nose! Grin X

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DyeInTheEar · 22/02/2013 20:08

DS3 is EBF and his nappies don't smell bad at all and are not that dissimilar to his burps - sort of sweet and chocolaty and totally lovely. Though DH says his nappies just smell of baby shit Grin and claims to not know what I'm talking about.

Strangely though the farts are not nearly as pleasant.

I've never been tempted to lick any of mine but I can smell when they are about to come down with something.

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0blio · 22/02/2013 20:17

I never licked my babies, but loved smelling them. Miriam Stoppard admitted in her baby book that she wanted to lick hers when they were newborn. It must be an instinctive thing.

My DDs always smelled lovely but for some reason, DS (BF) smelled of vinegar and I wasn't the only one to notice it.

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StephoooH · 25/07/2016 17:50

I know this is a zombie, sorry! But wtaf

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BuntyFigglesworthSpiffington · 25/07/2016 17:52

Well why did you go searching for a thread about sniffing babies' farts? Grin

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StephoooH · 25/07/2016 17:57

It was linked on a different website!

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GipsyDanger · 25/07/2016 18:01

Lol!!! My baby's farts are humming, especially if he hasn't pooped in a couple of days. His feet though, I could litterly eat his feet they are so cute. i also must kiss him 100+ times a day. Also on his feet

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Mari50 · 25/07/2016 18:04

I liked the smell of my DD's poo when she was breastfeeding and she only pooed once a week so that no doubt helped, and once she was weaned I didn't really mind the smell of her poo (even though it was stinky) but I have to admit to finding it bleugh when changing the nappy of a child I'm not unconditionally in love with (if they're weaned) I can tolerate the teeny tiny baby milky poo though. It's definitely a 'your own baby' thing

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Mari50 · 25/07/2016 18:05

Goddam!! I usually notice the zombie thing. Apologies everyone!!!

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Sparklingbrook · 25/07/2016 19:15

Well this is one thread that could have done without being raised from the dead.

Why are other websites linking to ancient MN threads? Confused

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