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to think that at least we got rid of the peacock

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Idratherbemuckingout · 24/06/2012 17:53

Wednesday last week our son (who is eleven) found a peacock under a cardboard box in our barn. It was weighted down so the peacock had not got there by itself. He was overjoyed as he loves birds and had always wanted a big one. It was blue with a short tail so some hasty googling led us to believe it was a juvenile male. We put it in our large dog cage and he fed and watered it and we wondered what to do with it.
Next day I reported it to our local Mairie (we live in France) and could hear the laughing without aid of the phone.
Thursday evening at about 7 my DH told me the peacock cage was open and empty. Two minutes later our son appeared so we asked him where it had gone. He had no idea so he went to look in the cage.
He came back amazed as there now WAS a peacock in the cage, but it was a DIFFERENT peacock. This new one had a lovely long tail and was a bit of an interference fit length wise.
The mystery deepened.
How on earth did the first one get out and the second one get in?
I telephoned the gendarmes who didn't laugh quite so much as the Secretaire at the Mairie. They said they would redirect anyone who had lost a peacock to the Mairie.
We knew we couldn't keep the poor thing locked up so we telephoned local zoos and animal parks but they all had enough peacocks. And as it really looks as though it had been dumped we had no hopes of anyone claiming it back. Plus we are moving house, downsizing and already have enough things of our own to get rid of!
Finally, yesterday we found someone to take it.
And I said eight words I thought I would never hear myself say - "At least we got rid of the peacock".

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belgo · 24/06/2012 17:56

Curiouser and curiouser....

ParsleyTheLioness · 24/06/2012 17:57

Ha! Grin

Labootin · 24/06/2012 17:58

Next door has peacocks they sound like fucking cockerels

I hate peacocks.

yellowraincoat · 24/06/2012 18:01

That is very weird.

NUFC69 · 24/06/2012 18:11

We (that is, my neighbours and I) have a resident peacock. It arrived about eleven years ago (we subsequently found out that someone had bought a pair; a fox had got the peahen, and the peacock then wandered off). Pip lives in a tree at the bottom of my neighour's garden; we all feed him. The noise is a bit irritating but we've all got used to it. On the subject of peacocks' tails, the feathers fall out in July/August and then until about February they are tail-less - then the feathers grow again and so on. Interestingly enough, when they haven't got tail feathers they only make a small sort of coughing sound. The voice arrives at the same time as the tail feathers.

We all look after Pip - and we all get cross with him when he eats the leaves on our young plants.

gatheringlilacs · 24/06/2012 18:16

What a great story! that's made my day.

Our neighbour kept peacocks when I was growing up. I love them and love their cries. I really wish we had a "problem" with peacocks and not foxes here!

Idratherbemuckingout · 25/06/2012 18:44

The mystery deepens somewhat as now we have found three peacock tail feathers at distances getting further from our house. This implies he either got to us in some sort of open vehicle or by himself.
But, as I pointed out to DH, peacocks do not have opposing thumbs so he could NOT have opened the cage by himself and let out the first one and then imprisoned himself.
Apparently they like bananas.
His new name is Jupiter by the way.

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DeathByChocolate01 · 25/06/2012 19:16

That is the most intriguing story I've ever read on Mumsnet! Grin How bizarre. I hope I never find a peacock in my garden, I am frightened of them... they make scary noises and have big claws and sharp beaks. I will happily stroke an emu but I run away from peacocks!

KittyFane1 · 25/06/2012 19:29

Oh to find a Peacock in the back garden instead of the big fat pigeons or scrawny scratchy starlings we have here :( :o

RubyGates · 25/06/2012 19:37

They taste good.....
www.gourmet.com/recipes/1950s/1951/12/peacock
(As long as they haven't eaten too many slugs)

CaliforniaLeaving · 25/06/2012 21:00

So weird, someone was messing with you. Changed their mind about which one they wanted rid of and exchanged it. Confused
We have peacocks and guinea hens running wild around here, very very annoying and noisy. Makes keeping hens seem like a nice quiet pastime.

peeriebear · 25/06/2012 21:14

Haha! How intriguing. DH's Blackberry text alert is the screaming peacocks he recorded at a farm park last month. They sound like yowling cats.

Calabria · 25/06/2012 22:03

Years ago, when I lived in Crystal Palace, I was startled by a strange noise outside. I stuck my head out of the front door of the flat to see a peacock sitting on a lamppost, long tail feathers dangling.

SaggyISTheNewMrsDeppSoThere · 25/06/2012 23:28

One of FILs neighbours had a peacock. It used to roam free. One day, it flew into the garden, and his golden retriever chased and cornered it, in the greenhouse. I ran in to try and rescue it. I had my hands on it, and attempted to pick it like I would a hen, by holding its parsons nose, whilst pinning the wings under my arm. Sadly, once it got hold of its rump, it panicked, let out an anguished squawk, and made a bolt for the door. I was left with an entire peacocks tail in my hand, and a face like this Shock
The unhappy, bare arsed bird, made a sharp exit via the garden fence, trailing its naked bottom behind it! Confused

Empusa · 25/06/2012 23:30

I wonder if you'll ever find out what was going on?

PorkyandBess · 25/06/2012 23:33

My son is currently sharing his bedroom with an extraordinarily ugly baby pigeon.

Your peacock trumps this, definitely.

Idratherbemuckingout · 29/06/2012 16:52

Our peacock rather disappointingly never made the usual noise but a sort of deep booming honk. I think it might only make the screech when there are females about?
It has gone to live with a friend who has room for it and time for it and who is getting it some peahens from someone else they know that has peachicks at the moment. If that is the right terminology.
We have a LOVELY pic of it if only I could attach it here. It was SO very beautiful but now I have to keep fending my son off from bringing the tail feathers into the house (bad luck and I am superstitious) as he likes them so much.
It's new name is JUPITER, which seems to suit it better than Peewee which is what DS called it. Much more regal.
Alas, I think that I will definitely never know how it got to be in our barn!
Would that I could find out.
My friend says that "At least we got rid of the peacock" sounds like a perfect title for a book, so, as I am a writer, if you ever see a book with that title, you must buy it because it will be MY peacock featuring in it.
Not that it was ever really mine. Just on loan I feel.

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