...to think I've finally lost it

[MissM]

I've just caught myself slathering my hair creme/gel stuff on my feet. Is this the beginning of the long slide into oblivion?

MissM, I don't know. I promptly just put it back on another wash as it wasn't even my clothes. The DP's sisters washer had broke, and she was collecting it half an hour later so I shat myself once I noticed, ended the cycle, and put it on a quick wash.

Thankfully, she was running a bit late. And nothing was said...