I made one of my very best friend due to spotty hankie,
walking the coastal path one day with dogs, (sixteen years ago), I came round the corner and found a woman with a screaming child, he had fallen over and smashed his leg,
I took a couple of (clean) spotty hankie out of pack, handed them over, one for knee, one for nose, it cheered him up no end, as I pointed out his blood would fill in the spots, we tied it around his knee.
she thanked me, I wandered on,
a couple of days later she spotted me on the beach, came over with a bottle of wine as a way of thanks, we shared it, chatted the sunset away,
The now adult son still has his spotty red hanky, and is a convert to the spotty hanky club, they make you happy and are very versatile.
Anyway you can't wear a tissue on your head to a pirate party.