To do exactly what the poem says...

[MakesCakesWhenStressed]

...and cuddle my baby instead of doing the housework? He's 5mo, so not exactly brand new, but i'm having a blue day and I want to sit here and hold my sleeping baby, not clear up all the crockery and wash my bra. This is reasonable, right? Sh will probably not mins and just clear up when he comes back from work, but that makes me feel more guilty

*sleep!

Touch screen baby! though the soundtrack of 'come dine with me' is another matter!

Am buggering off to bed with dd2 (2weeks) have instructed DH to go pick up DD1 and dry his own socks

Dare I ask about the socks...?

My dh is home now. Apparently he's jealous because baby cakes hasn't slept on him for ages :) I love both my boys

Big pile of socks ignored since the birth that walked themselves to the washer after breeding their own tiny germ based society. The "big white planet" party won the sock elections leading to a sad sad germ society holocaust courtesy of fairy non-bio. Democracy had led sock society nowhere good :(.

I think I need to stop hugging the baby

And i'm back cuddling the baby who woke up with a snotty cough cold. poor mite is in with me now and daddy is in the spare room. Tough luck daddy