I have told him over and over again that biscuits need to be kept in air-tight containers once they're open or they go stale. Or at least wrapped back up in their wrapper. Seriously, over and over again. The other night I make us both a drink and sit down on the evening and he says "oo why don't we have those lovely Ginger biscuits we got from the tea man?" I agreed. He runs off to get them and they're bloody soft and taste weird. I say "what the hell is up with these? they're gross!" and he says "yeah they have gone a bit soggy but they're still ok" - how the fuck are they still ok if they're STALE?? I got pissed off with him as they were expensive biscuits and I'd been really looking forward to them.
He promised he would wrap them in future. Well I've just been in the cupboard and guess what, half a packet of biscuits left open, all soft. What is so fucking difficult about wrapping the bastards back up????????
To add insult to injury he's also ripped the top slice of bread up again despite me asking him many, many times not to.
So I've just torn him a new arsehole over it. It might sound silly over biscuits but honestly why is it so difficult to remember??