to suggest that Mumsnet homeswap must be a spoof?

[Somethingwicked]

Am I the only person on mumsnet who is not a billionaire entrepreneur living in a Tudor converted chapel with heated outdoor pool or is it all just a big joke to make us feel poor?

Think you'll find we're all 'multi-billionaires' actually [Wishful thinking], are you only at millionaire status?

You could swap with my butler

Was a millionaire this afternoon but then I took my children out for an ice cream so now on 999985. Oh well.

I know. I was astonished.

I have 100000,000000 Ugandan dollars

I think that's equal to about 37p?

what did I miss?

Yes has anyone ever done this they cant be real peoples houses?

I'm waiting for someone to swap my two bedroomed, 1950s semi with a falling down asbestos garage in the garden.

I'm not that picky really. Pretty much any of these will do...

Magneto it's all in the way you sell it. Your advert should read:

Bijou, 1950's house, close neighbours with unique, fireproof outhouse in picturesque garden.

Gah - must pre-view. That should have been:

Bijou, 1950's house with unique, fireproof outhouse in garden, close neighbours...

just cancelled my membership of a quid and joined the guardian one. That's more like it.