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AIBU?

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to want to shoot Barney???

39 replies

lilybeansmummy · 06/06/2012 18:27

i have had barney on repeat for the last 3 days!! my dd is only 19mnths so someone please tell me it gets better and is only a phase she will grow out of soon!!!!

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LetUsPrey · 06/06/2012 22:53

I hate that big purple fucking bastard dinosaur.

YANBU.

kittyandthefontanelles · 06/06/2012 23:19

They used barney on a loop to aid sleep deprivation in guantanamo bay.

Maryz · 25/06/2012 10:41

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hermionestranger · 25/06/2012 10:46

YANBU. I remember going to the USA when I was 11 and seeing it for the first time and thinking"what the heck is this rubbish?"

So it is Banned in this house. Banned I tell you. Stupid purple fucker and his stupid simpering kids.

sheepsgomeeping · 25/06/2012 16:00

I hate you
You hate me
Barneys hanging from a tree
With a knife in his back and a bullet in his head.
Sorry kids but barneys dead.

My dc think this ones hilarious. I just think thank God someone's killed the purple fucker

Herrena · 25/06/2012 16:04

I just wanted to check that you were talking about the giant purple Barney and not the Totally Awesome Barney from How I Met Your Mother.

Carry on.

WorryDoll · 25/06/2012 16:15

Oh Christ, is that big purple gimp still around? DS is 11 and used to love Barney, and Elmo and there was the time with the chicken pox followed by d+v when we had to watch the 3 videos he had over and over and over and over.

I hate Barney, and that little red furry twat Elmo too.

WorryDoll · 25/06/2012 16:15

DS is 13 Blush I do know how old my DC are, honest.

sesameflower · 25/06/2012 18:32

I knew never to show ds barney. tweenies. fimbles or any of that crap. mummer needs her sanity. lets watch thomas tank and sesame street.

itsbob · 25/06/2012 19:49

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ontheedgeofwhatever · 25/06/2012 21:31

YANBU. DD's six now and well grown out of him. I got over the Barney trauma enough to get pregnant again - 33 weeks now. Was I MAD it will mean MORE of that awful purple blob and the sanctimonious children that dance about after him............ arrrrrrg.

Please shoot him before I give birth

Noqontrol · 25/06/2012 21:43

I like Barney.

EllenJaneisnotmyname · 25/06/2012 21:48

I hate you,
You hate me,
Let's all go and kill Barney,
With a sawn off double barrelled 12 bore,
No more purple dinosaur.

BackToBligg · 26/06/2012 00:17

yabu. how silly to allow any offspring to even glimpse (cant say its name) purple thing. Of course they will immediately become obsessed and drive you nuts. what were you even thinking of?

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