To be marginally mortified that I did not handle this well....

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I just walked into my 14 yr old DS's room and caught him having a wank (seriously need to follow my own 'knock and wait' policy ).

We stared at each other for what seen about a million yrs (about a second) and I spluttered 'what are you doing?!' DOH!!!! To which he replied 'Nothing!!' and went red so I told him to tidy his room and left .

He is now in the shower ekkkk!

He will die if you apologise. Just do not mention it.

Seriously don't. 99% of MN never touches their vagoo and thus have no idea what they're on about anyway.

OOoopss

Firstly never just walk into a teenagers room knock and wait for a response first! secondly its not a 'teenage boy' thing its an age thing both sexes

thirdly dont ever mention it again the poor lad must be mortified and try and scrub it from your memory for your own sake lol

This reminds me of that epic thread about the knitted wank mitt!! Someone's mum had hand knitted a mitten for the, ahem, purpose and brought it back freshly laundered to the son's room every couple of days!!

Nearly died with laughter. Can anyone do a link?

I came home from work early one day, to find my 18yo stepson and his gf at the time chasing each other around the house, both naked, other than him with my rubber gloves on.. ...

They had nowhere to hide, and I just said "shit".. turned round and walked out again!!!

I think you SHOULD apologise otherwise the poor boy will live in dread of you bringing it up at a later date. Just say ' Sorry about earlier, I forgot to knock' and leave it at that and very quickly change the subject.

I knock on my ds's door and he's 11! And he knocks on mine