To be a bit shocked that dh has

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Just ordered a vibrating cock ring?

Poundland? No way! Don't believe it. note to self to write a reminder to go and look

Vibrating cock rings are amazing.

No, sorry it was a pearly bracelet and definitely jewellery. Might get dh to get a cock ring though. Do you have to get measured? Or is it like a small, med, large thing. Only if I order it I might end up offending him.
Think I might get the sunglasses from groupon though. :)

They're good. ENjoy. Is it a dolphin?

Don't be shocked. I think it's fantastic that he feels confident enough with you and safe enough to experiment and give something a go. It maybe fun

I don't know what it apart from it has ears. So to lube or not?

He slips it on him and you then sit on him. I suppose you could put a little lube on you if dry but I think you'll be excited. No?

But there is more than one way to skin a cat as the saying goes

It's not supposed to shock you...just vibrate a bit

I didn't get a cock ring either :( I was feeling quite pleased I had got some patio cleaning very cheap on Groupon now that seems positively boring.

Mind you OH away until end Aug so no need for one :( :(

re goupon

I bought myself a massage on groupon today

What can I buy to shock dh?

boring! and they are mostly crap too. YANBU

To shock him? Go on lovehoney and have a nice long browse once the kids are in bed and choose something that peaks your interest?

If you want to shock your dh then.....a strap on is the way to go

What can I buy to shock dh?

A £500 handbag and matching shoes?

It sounds like the one that basically will turn your man into a human rampant rabbit - they're not bad at all, but make sure you order some extra batteries in case you like it. They are a bugger to get hold anywhere other than online!

I don't know what it apart from it has ears. So to lube or not?

Why? Is he planning on sticking it up your arse??