To think that the men in my family are a bunch of poo dodging nobbers!

[SaggyCeratops]

I left for work at seven this morning, and after sorting the ponies, I got in at 9.45pm. The first words Spoken to me, on walking through the door, was "the toilet needs emptying"!
(We are renovating the bathroom ATM, and have a porta potti, instead of a normal toilet, for a short while! )
Now DS is 16, and DP is forty years old. AIBU to think that one of them could have managed to tip the shit down the manhole cover in the back garden? WhyTF does it have to be my job??!! [hmm\

Did you do it?

I would have said, "Marvellous, which one of you is going to do it then? Cos the other one can make me a cup of tea."

Do they always treat you like a skivvy or was today a special occasion?

Fucking hell, if ever there was someone not being unreasonable on AIBU, you are that person.

And what was your answer Saggy?

How many swears did it contain?

Come on! You expect Saggy to speak to them? I hope she didn't have time to as she turned on her heels and walked out the door!

I think I would have said "it is your shit, deal with it"

I hope you didn't do it?

There followed a short lesson. It involved DS, DP, myself, and the manhole cover in next door's back garden! I would usually tell them to get stuffed, but I needed a wee!

depends. if you dropped a massive log in it and they didn't then yabu :P