To want to punch people who use iimpact as a verb...

[GetDownNesbitt]

Yes, The Apprentice - I mean you lot...

Now punching self for fucking typo in title.

Ignore me, I clearly have shit for brains

And exactly how is this impacting on you?

But... impact is valid as a noun AND as a verb

I have heard quite a few "actionings" (1N/2Ns? Who knows...) lately, not bad either.
Not so long ago I heard the fantastic, magnificent "we are actioning our actions" in a meeting... Beat that.

Yes yes yes! Along with 'relatable concept'.

ACCESSING. My lovely lovely mum died 6 years ago. Before she died I talked to her about accessing a computer.

She really pulled me up. It is commonplace now, but to her generation who had never heard it before it was

Still hate it though. Hate Impacting too!

While impact as a verb is correct, it still makes me teeth itch.

The ones I loathe are farewell as verb, very popular in Australia when describing funerals. Oh, and medalled, as in she medalled at the Commonwealth Games.

Medalled. Ugh ugh ugh ugh.!!!!!!!.

gifting

I heard someone use "bread" as a verb once.
I was quite impressed :)

How?

Please bread me?
I wish to bread?

The mind boggles!

Oh get over yourselves, language is constantly evolving/mutating and new words, forms of words are being taken up. Neology is good.

I bread it.

Breaded veal cutlets?

I bread it too. I love how language evolves, but hate hate gifting.

Until I met medalling (as opposed to meddling (sp) as in meddling with something)

'upcycling'

I am evolutionising language.

linerunner you totes get it. I bread where you are coming from.

PLATE.

Yes, Masterchef. Your fault.

In The English language, any noun can be verbed.

Incentivise. Worse than nails down a blackboard.

Even 'verb'

Can noun be verbed? I read "a problem solve" the other day. What happened to "solution"?

'To bread' or 'breading' means kissing arse where I live. (not that I've ever used it, far too cool for me)

I'm guessing some of you wouldn't like some of our family words then... fridgefy is one of them, yesternight is another.

Yes, even noun.

What about if you were learning lots of French nouns, and became all nouned out?