To ask male gym instructor to 'show' a little less

[Scarlet73]

AIBU to ask our rather nice new instructor to wear something other than very close fittIng lycra shorts? He seems to be quite a 'show-er' but his attributes attract way too much attention and discussion. I seem to find my eyes wandering a little during sessions and sometimes I have to get closer to the front to prevent others from getting distracted too! On the plus side I have lost half a stone. Seriously, what should I do - public decency is being outraged!

Even worse tonight. He's moved on from the tight shorts to very baggy tracksuit jogging pants. If anything, this is even more entertaining distracting. What's a girl to do?

Anyone willing to offer any advice?

This thread has made me laugh so much.

Advice? Keep him away from the Power Plate at the gym. I'd not want to see his shorts vibrate vigourously. Or maybe I would. I need photos to check.

Photos? Let's just say I wouldn't need a zoom lens.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=lycra+shorts+fail&hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&nord=1&biw=1280&bih=685&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=VnJMs8wHVzuA_M:&imgrefurl=maxgrace.wordpress.com/2009/04/26/reflections-on-old-men-in-spandex/&docid=JwMpoiiErCGLBM&imgurl=maxgrace.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/bkershorts.jpg&w=648&h=432&ei=DwPZT-LaJc-M0wWq0PiYBA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=170&vpy=391&dur=628&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=170&ty=160&sig=110547564966435405143&page=3&tbnh=146&tbnw=175&start=43&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:43,i:211" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Which of these most closely matches what you see?

Hmmmm I would say the middle one but really this guy is much more blessed than any of them!

Nutella - that is the funniest photo EVER. I love the way they all look so earnest whilst their meat and two veg are not left to the imagination. Bless you for that.

1950shousewife - imagine how embarassing it would be doing this if you had a really small willy (or a really big one!)

SNF What the Dickens (arf) is going on with cyclist number two?? Poor lad

This is more like what I'm faced with every time I go to the gym
omg

As opposed to no 3 who has the bisected nutsack. (helps settle him onto the bike seat p'raps?)

And no 4 who dresses one way to compliment No 5 who dresses the other. Good to see a well balanced team.

Scarlet that's just boasting........

Bossybritches22 I know!

Come on MN! Need to get this thread restarted. Away alone in a hotel on a business trip and needing some light relief!! Anyone up for it?

I'm sorry Scarlet71, but I am going off to flouncers corner unless you can provide photographic evidence that this gym-based Loch Ness Monster exists. Any chance of sending a group of American tourists with long lenses in to provide said evidence?

What a great idea! But a quick pic with my iPhone would be even better. Depends how close Incan get to him without arousing suspicion.

NarkedPuffinThu 31-May-12 19:28:51
It's the elephant 's trunk in the room

Now this is comedy gold!

No other thread could illustrate how much MN has changed…..

Lol, I know it’s a Zombie, but I was just thinking the same @FlamingoSocks