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to ask the next door neighbour to stop vacuuming her garden whilst the dds fall asleep?

27 replies

MrsFogi · 28/05/2012 20:10

Ffs I have seen it now from the house proud woman next door. Just as I turn off the lights in the dds' bedroom an infernal noise begins. What do I see when I open the curtains but the lady next door vacuuming her flagstones with her very trendy Dyson!

I knew she was mad when she removed all vegetation and trees in her garden/yard to create a minimalist zen garden containing only black cubes to perch on.

On the upside it has given me the opportunity to post on AIBU as I never have any reason to do so normally as I am never unreasonable Grin.

OP posts:
mynewpassion · 28/05/2012 20:16

Nothing wrong with having a zen garden. Wrong of you to ask her to stop vacuuming because your DDs are asleep. A bit strange to be vacuuming rocks.

manicbmc · 28/05/2012 20:18

I think it's wrong of her to be vacuuming outside when she knows you have little ones. It's not against the law or anything and she is clearly a bit anal, but a bit of consideration goes a long way.

TheUnMember · 28/05/2012 20:21

:o @ vacuuming rocks.

scarletforya · 28/05/2012 20:25

YANBU!!

She sounds slightly bonkers.

MrsFogi · 28/05/2012 20:25

I'm not really going to tell her to stop, I just had to share as it felt like a bit of a mn-moment when I looked out of the window. I'm secretly hoping she will still be going when DH gets home as he'll never believe me. Although I'm not sure if Mr Dyson designed the ball to do a whole garden?

OP posts:
Horsemad · 28/05/2012 20:53

I had a neighbour that did this, couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it!! Wonder if it's the same woman?

MarvellousYou · 28/05/2012 20:59

We used to have a next door neighbour who, during the autumn months, would knock the leaves off of her trees so she could Hoover them up off of her gravel front garden...every day. Hmm Waaaaaay too much time on her hands!

fuckarama · 28/05/2012 21:00

My ex used to do this.

MarvellousYou · 28/05/2012 21:00

Oh and if it's quite often YANBU

McHappyPants2012 · 28/05/2012 21:03

i heard on MN that people hoover decking

Salmotrutta · 28/05/2012 21:06

Grin - hoovering the garden!

Black cubes of rock to sit on .... hahahahaha!

startail · 28/05/2012 21:07

YANBU

No powered garden equipment after 8pm seems perfectly reasonable.

Not quite sure hovers count as garden equipment Confused

Salmotrutta · 28/05/2012 21:08

Sorry - just black cubes.

... That's even funnier!!

Geranium3 · 28/05/2012 21:09

OMG surely life is too short to hoover flagstones(as well as stuffing a mushroom!!) as i sit in my sunny garden drinking a pimms!!

Wheresmycaffeinedrip · 28/05/2012 21:14

Sounds like something my neighbours would do :o

fuckarama · 28/05/2012 21:15

My next door neighbour but one has just started using an angle grinder.

Empusa · 28/05/2012 21:16

My neighbour washes his and everyone elses garden path after it rains, has a big bucket of soapy water. We keep expecting him to vacuum the lawn..

Hassled · 28/05/2012 21:16

I need to know more about the Zen Cubes of Poo garden. Is there grass? Any plants at all?

landofsoapandglory · 28/05/2012 21:18

My old neighbour used to Hoover the walls of her house! We all sat open mouthed when she was hanging out of the upstairs windows hoovering her brickwork!

There's nowt so queer as folk as my nan used to say!

VinegarTits · 28/05/2012 21:19

you need a form of revenge, how about blow drying the morning dew off your bush at 6am?

orienteerer · 28/05/2012 21:20

Vacuuming outside?????

LRDtheFeministDragon · 28/05/2012 21:21

My next-door neighbour vacuums his balcony and the (industrial-stylee concrete) steps we share up to our front doors, and he often offers to hoover around mrs downstairs-flat's balcony because when she waters her pot plants, she splashes earth onto the ground and it gets 'messy'.

Nowt as queer as folk.

I must introduce him to black cubes, though. He painted the concrete paving and the brick walls of his balcony primrose yellow with what looks like ordinary gloss paint a few months back, and I imagine a nice black cube would class up the place no end.

LaurieFairyCake · 28/05/2012 21:21

I Hoover the patio outside my back door (it's covered) as I'm too lazy to brush it.

MrsBucketxx · 28/05/2012 21:21

i bet theres a budda and a japanese maple somewhere too.

i want a t shirt with "vacuming rocks" on it.

totally mad woman, a note through the door about your dc's should do the trick

wildspinning · 28/05/2012 21:24

Grin @ VinegarTits

Some Westerners are truly bonkers.

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