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to want to ravage

22 replies

bucketbetty · 26/05/2012 21:28

Russell Howard? That's it really. Am I alone?

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WorraLiberty · 26/05/2012 21:34

No, my Niece feels the same.

She has bad taste too Grin

His eyes are far too squinty and close together for my liking.

GobblersKnob · 26/05/2012 21:36

My sil loves him, I think he is very funny, but sexy? Do not get it at all.

fanoftheinvisibleman · 26/05/2012 21:38

Nah, I would too. Though my taste in men is oft described as unusual!

fanoftheinvisibleman · 26/05/2012 21:38

Nah, I would too. Though my taste in men is oft described as unusual!

BarredfromhavingStella · 26/05/2012 21:39

Seriously?! YABU

TartyMcFarty · 26/05/2012 21:42

Yuck. Don't get me wrong, I love a good curse, but I hate the way he peppers his talk with swear words, like some schoolkid looking for a rise.

MoreBeta · 26/05/2012 21:50

Erm....... I think the word you may be looking for is 'ravish'.

As you were. Blush

Dolcegusto · 26/05/2012 21:50

Yeah I would. He's lovely Blush

LuvileeJubilee · 26/05/2012 21:52

YABU. He's a sexist racist prick.

He doesn't go 3 jokes without one using stereotypes of black people or laughing at fat/old/sexy/unsexy women.

Debeezandbirds · 26/05/2012 21:54

With Luvilee purely as I know someone on the circuit, apparently he's an arrogant knob.

Elkieb · 26/05/2012 21:54

I would, yum yum

AlbertoFrog · 26/05/2012 22:20

I have odd taste in men but that's just wrong.

You can have him.

bucketbetty · 26/05/2012 22:23

I did mean ravage but I m happy with ravish too. :) can't say I ve ever found him particularly offensive but to be fair I only want him for one thing and probably just for one night, so his politics are neither here nor there. I'm also rather fond of his too close together cross eyes.

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BrianCoxhasSmellySox · 26/05/2012 22:25

I'm with you OP, he can be as arrogant as he likes IRL, as far as somebody on the telly who I'd happily 'do', yeah, he's rather easy on the eye (he has nice arms....)

DumSpiroSpero · 26/05/2012 22:26

I'd rather have Rhod Gilbert myself, but I can kind of swym.

bucketbetty · 26/05/2012 22:28

Rod's more of a keeper and long term potential, russell's just for fun. :)

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MrsWembley · 26/05/2012 22:29

I knew him before he was famous (friend of a friend kind of thing) and I used to say to him 'ooh, if I was ten years younger...'

Now anyone who laughs and still talks to me after a drunken comment like that is ok in my books.Grin

Don't remember him being arrogant, but I suppose a bit of fame can change people.

BrianCoxhasSmellySox · 26/05/2012 22:29

I'd have Rhod too - in fact, he'd win hands-down if I had to chose.

I'm a shocking slapper where I don't stand a chance as I'll never meet them celebs are concerned Blush

helenthemadex · 26/05/2012 22:32

YABU, but hey I have been told Im odd because I would so do James Blunt Grin Blush

kat1885 · 26/05/2012 22:36

I so would but weirdly I preferred him with his wonky teeth. They were more "him".

StealthPolarBear · 26/05/2012 22:36

I've only heard ravage in the context of the ravages of time, never as an active verb. Maybe u mean radish?

BrianCoxhasSmellySox · 26/05/2012 22:45

I've used ravage in the past to describe my perverted fantasties in regards to Johnny Depp, Richard Armitage, Rupert Penry-Jones many, many, many more, including Lee Mac FFS!

Ravage: to devour and ruin a sexy celeb.

Brian's dictionary 2012

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