To phone NHS Direct...

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And ask them to remove my eyeballs and replace them with ones that aren't itching like buggery fuck.

Bastard pollen.

i will do it with a spoon for you for the right price

I'll do it, save you the bother of waiting for the call back?

You need some anti histamine eye drops - magic drops in a bottle we call them

at giraffe charging.

giraffes have you read The Sisters Brothers?

They will send you to a chemist

Shower off the pollen when you get in. Sunglasses, shut the windows. Eye drops, nasal spray OTC.

Antihistamines if they help you. Other suggestions here to save you waitinghalf an hour for the call handler to read it to you

YANBU at all - that sucks. Good suggestions above though!!

I don't think the OP was seriously asking for advice on ringing NHS Direct to remove her eyeballs MoaningMicro

They are a bit pus'y too. I will sacrifice my eyeball removal to the highest bidder. Forget pus porn, this is the real deal

(I have got eye drops - no good. Nothing helps and apparently I should just put up with it)

I am not really going to ring nhs direct btw... I'm just fed up with bloody hayfever!!

I could do it for you but as I have already scratched my own eyes out I might miss & stick something up your nose instead

Tea bags?

They used to recommend lying down with slices of cucumber over your eyes.

I used to get the mad itchy eyeballs with hayfever and eyedrops made no difference at all, until I was prescribed Rapitil by an allergy consultant. They actually work for me, after years of having bright red, insanely itchy, streaming eyes - plus the pus coloured gunk. It doesn't seem to be something that GPs prescribe, most I've seen have never heard of it, but have been happy to prescrive when I ask for it.

I was given Rapitil when I sprayed hair spray in my eye and went to the eye clinic

I thought it was just anti histamine drops?

Oh look, I have gone all Austrailian

I think rapitil is different to other antihistamines, I don't know how or why, I just know it's the only only one of the many drops I tried that actually works.

And to hairspray in your eye