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to not understand the layout of ian beale's house?

83 replies

IAmBooybilee · 24/05/2012 20:53

and also to want ben to kill phil

but the house thing. i dont understand. his front door opens into a long hallway with 2 doors opening off it but nothing at the end except the underneath of the stairs. why are his stairs backwards compared to all teh other houses in teh square?

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NoOnesGoingToEatYourEyes · 25/05/2012 16:38

Amillionyears - "can i ask , if i am right in thinking,that at least the kitchen in Corrie,[where all that lovely hotpot is made]if not living room as well,would actually be out in the side street?"

I think you are right, and I suspect the toilets at the other side are in Ken Barlow's house.

amillionyears · 25/05/2012 16:41

thanks NoOnesGoing To EatYour Eyes.Have puzzled that for a while.

SleepyFergus · 25/05/2012 16:53

And why is it when people move out of one place to another due to argument or a faaaaaahmaily fallout (like every week) do they manage to do it with just one bag (thinking Roxy and Amy)

I couldn't even contemplate where or what to start packing.....

valiumredhead · 25/05/2012 16:57

And they always leave in a black cab!

HipHopOpotomus · 25/05/2012 17:27

ah the soapy exit.....

No worries about getting final bills in, giving notice, packing up & cleaning flat/house, they pack less than I would take for an overnight stay (what happens to everyone else they own), always have loads of cash at the ready for flights, black cabs, new clothes ......

AND YET, they will still have old photos & memories etc to hand, no matter how many soapy exits they have had. Bless.

SleepyFergus · 25/05/2012 17:31

Yeah, and they leave in a moments notice, whoever puts them up always has room.

Nannyof20years · 25/05/2012 19:29

I only watch it now to see if an entire scene can exist without alcohol being consumed.

HillyWallaby · 25/05/2012 19:31

You lot really need to get out more. Grin

TheCunnyFunt · 25/05/2012 19:51

I don't think I've ever seen an episode where there is more talking than shouting. All they do is shout at each other, or do angry whispers!

TheCunnyFunt · 25/05/2012 20:20

And there Mandy goes, with one titchy hold-all :o

foxinsocks · 25/05/2012 21:09

I was worried about that pan catching fire. Dd thought that Bobby might choke on that ring then Ian would be in real trouble.

SaggyCeratops · 25/05/2012 22:33

DS wants to know what's written on phil Mitchell's business card. He reckons it says: 'Phil Mitchell, Local Hard Man'!
Grin

Bobbish · 25/05/2012 22:44

Can any of you in the UK let me know how far behind NZ is in Eastenders now? We've just had the episode where Bianca and her kids went to Max and Tanya's for roast dinner and Morgan tried to nick off with the roast potatoes.

I am wondering how long the ben/heather story line is going to drag on for.

Really pleased to see that Mandy is going soon though!

TheCunnyFunt · 25/05/2012 22:55

Well Bianca is back in prison but in Sussex so Carol, Morgan and Tiffany have left and moved closer to Biancas prison. Ben told Ian he killed Heather and Mandy left Ian on their wedding day and the last you saw of Ian was him walking alongside a very busy road (dual carriage way?) wearing PJs, dressing gown with bare feet and the soles were filthy. He's gone a bit crazy I think.

SaggyCeratops · 25/05/2012 23:04

Suffolk.

TheCunnyFunt · 25/05/2012 23:06

Oops. In my defence they both start 'Su' :o

SaggyCeratops · 25/05/2012 23:15
Grin
redrubyshoes · 25/05/2012 23:30

I thought Tiffany was run over in the Square? How has she moved to be near to Bianca's prison?

Last watched EE menny menny years ago................has Martine come back?

SaggyCeratops · 25/05/2012 23:34

Biancaaar's daughter is named after Tiffanneee. They were BFFs.

Bobbish · 25/05/2012 23:37

shame Tiffany's gone - the girl who plays her is about the best actor of the bunch.

2shoes · 25/05/2012 23:39

Bianca is in norfolk or suffolk(in rl she lives in brighton/hove so can see the mistake)

hadagutsfull · 25/05/2012 23:45

Does anyone know what Max's job is? He's always in a suit and tie but what does he actually DO????

2shoes · 25/05/2012 23:45

shag

Goolash · 25/05/2012 23:57

Jobs?

There was the one guy who had an job. But a job in the city means your a wanker but luckily he was saved and met a girl from Real London. Had to give up his normal and slightly mundane job and never leave The Square again.

Seems a shame given the good bus and tube connections in London.

Feck, falling off a building roof top, or the rest of your life in the market?

Goolash · 26/05/2012 00:04

Max is a "business man". He used to be in insurance but surely cant still be working oin that industry after his cockups. Howwould he he

EE has had many inhabitants who do "business" but what do any of them do?

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