To fancy my vet?

[ParsleyTheLioness]

Have taken the cat for boosters today. Our vet is lovely...gorgeous, with lovely accent, but about 15 yrs younger than me. AIBU to lust after him, quietly?

This never seems to happen to us female vets [hmph]- lust away!

But after a day when I managed to get blood on my face, and empty anal glands up my arm, bear in mind life with a vet can be messy- stick to the fantasy

I'm not sure I could sleep with a man who's been intimate with the inner workings of a cow's arse to be honest.

Any discolouration from his finger tips to his elbow would be viewed with suspicion.

Why do you lot all have vets? I have a doctor, they're like vets for people, don't-cha-know.

But Flossie I don't fancy my doc, just my vet!

Hehehe

And Jooly stop it, you're spoiling it now...

He told me parsley. Our old moggy had a condition which meant regular visits to the vet for a few years. He used to talk me to death every time I was there!! I always hoped he'd make a pass but alas he remained professional and it never came to be!

Oh Jooly I got luck today and got to fiddle with a couple of penises today, the most special was explained to the attractive male client how he could help with his wife's chihuahua's priapism. Then I have had a whole evening of testicles, vulvas and penises.

We keep having nice opticians, but my miserable DDs have decided they are old enough to go in by themselves which reduces eyeing up oportumities.

Crispy oh! The one who got away. But maybe he had Unspeakable Habits in RL.

Liz- Why is it any attractive clients always have pets with embarrassing problems?! I once saw a very hot guy at 3am as his dog had a "painful swelling", which mysteriously disappeared- guess what that was then, and guess who had to explain it

My vet is French and when my cat was very, very ill he spent ages examining her and all the time speaking softly in French to her and at the end of the examination he picked her up and cuddled her!

Even my irascible, evil tempered old bat of a cat was putty in his hands. I swear she flutttered her eyelashes. She shreds me to ribbons if I try to pick her up.

Ooh I fancied a vet once, everyone did. We had clients making up reasons to see him, turn up in their best outfit and full face of makeup. We even had a client forget the cat she swore blind that she came to discuss treatment, but still

I got drunk and slept with him, seriously don't bother

I used to have a thing about the vet where I used to live. Is there a vetinary school where you are only admitted if you are hot and male?

They put their fingers in animals arses though.

I have a young female colleague who does indeed seem to have all the more - how shall I say - agricultural? - male clients lusting after her, much to everyone's entertainment, but I think you're right, Jooly, it does seem to be more a female client/male vet thing. Of course one is more likely to end up in an intimate or embarrassing situation as a vet than as a doctor, because most human patients tend to stay still when examined. Goodness knows how many times I've ended up tangled with a client in the corner as we both strive to restrain some sort of huge and unco-operative dog, though I suppose the dog is a reasonable chaperone.
The other thing is the tendency for clients of all ages and genders to start stripping off to show us their funny rashes or recent surgery scars. Or maybe that's just me?

Alice rofl...

Jooly one of the best business decision I ever made was employing the most delicious looking, but clearly gay male vet. The middle aged ladies loved it they would troop in the flirt wildly with him whilst feeling very safe. For me yet more penises today - what is it this week.

Well, it should paws no problem for the client doctor relationship, unless he is a very dubious vet....

Alice- yes! Why do they do that stripping off thing?? My best and hardest to keep a straight face) was the guy who, when I tried to explain( how food allergy could cause itching in the skin / groin/ anal gland area visibly brightened and said ,

"you're right!! I'm allergic to eggs, and when I eat them I get an itchy arse too!!" I didn't need to know that. thank God he didn't strip off to give me a look!

Liz- it must be catching! I had a penis to examine today! It belonged to the dog of an elderly, deaf man- aargh!

Yup, my male colleague has a small army of female admirers they stake out the waiting room waiting for him to come back from lunch. Can't see the attraction myself, though he is v nice (and good!)

It is definately a female client/male vet thing. It is sweet really

Today's main attraction was a 10kg cat. One big pussy.

Jooly, my friend is a vet. She had a client whose dog had an accident and required weekly treatment for quite a long time. She took some stick from colleagues who said he fancied her but took no notice. When the treatment was finished he turned up with a bunch of flowers, asked her out and they are now married.

Regarding dropping trousers, my mum was a nurse, married to a farmer. Old farmers regularly came round to ask her advice about hernias, dog bites etc which usually involved dropping their trousers in our kitchen to show her!

When I was very young I had the hots for the new vet in our village until I discovered his name was Mervyn.

Hello quick plea for advice if anyone has a moment spare my last post on missys live birth thread in chat explains situation.

Sorry for hijack but was advised to ask for help on here

We have a nice young male vet but I honestly take the cat to him because he calls him sausage during the exam and the cat seems calmer with him.

No one will ever believe me either.

I look a right state after I've been at work and wrestled the cat into his carrier so hopefully the receptionist doesnt think I'm a hussy.