So I was just interrupted from perusing Mumsnet my work by the bin men. Despite the fact that I spend bloody hours each week sorting out the sodding recycling the way we're instructed to on the leaflet, I am apparently still getting it wrong. I can put my cans, paper, bottles and foil in the same box, as long as I separate them within that box. FFS.
I see no evidence of the hole in the ozone layer getting smaller or carbon emissions diminishing as a result of all this extra sorting, so AIBU to say 'sod it' and chuck every sodding bit of rubbish in the bin next week?