to be pissed off when people have to check?

[bogeyface]

Actually, one person in particular.

"Whats up?"

"The weed burner wont light automatically, its my fault I forgot to put it away last night and I think it has got damp, I'll light it with a spill"

"Let me have a look" proceeds to turn on the gas, attempt to use the auto light switch, it doesnt work, turns gas off. All the things, in fact, that I have just done.

I AM NOT A LIAR OR AN IDIOT! If I say it wont light because it is damp, what on earth will your magic touch do?!

FFS!

Oh...YANBU but I suspect I may be one of the people who would do this and risk the wrath of the weed burner. Sorry.

Have you got the munchies yet StroppyStropster?

Funnily enough chaos.....

I was going to twat him with it noone it might not have lit but it could still come sharp!

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=6wc&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1366&bih=667&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=LCFgvomUFj7SNM:&imgrefurl=www.hotukdeals.com/deals/aldi-gardenline-weed-wand-burner-12-99-including-gas-canister-1190335&docid=qxaG3Zc2JfGeDM&imgurl=www.statichukd.com/images/threads/1190335_1.jpg&w=150&h=150&ei=2Mu6T5zmOMqn8gP-2IGkCg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=427&sig=103334645881326679681&page=1&tbnh=120&tbnw=120&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:74&tx=61&ty=54" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Burner for weeds from Aldi Says its expired but there were loads reduced at my local today.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=Tdx&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1366&bih=667&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnsr&tbnid=xVEtP9DpHOwlaM:&imgrefurl=www.marijuana.asia/en/glass-bong-penis-p-3355.html&docid=EH7djxIaFE3KpM&imgurl=www.marijuana.asia/images/glas_bong_penis_big.jpg&w=300&h=483&ei=G8y6T_LqLMm58gOkkuCbAQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=370&sig=103334645881326679681&page=3&tbnh=148&tbnw=92&start=56&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:56,i:281&tx=47&ty=100" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">burner for weed I take no responsibility for the effects of using this item!

See, now you're pressurising us to join the cool gang aren't you?

Perr gruop pressure is what it is.

Just say no folks.

I'm sorry. I suffered from perr gruop pressure myself, I should know better shouldnt I?

Apparently you can get weed online now.

Something should be DONE!

I was going to ask if that was supposed to look like a cock, but then I read the thingie properly

Hmm...it's a tricky one. At least one of these options must be true:

a) They think you're an idiot
b) You are an idiot but are such an idiot that you don't realise that you're an idiot, or that they think you're an idiot
c) You're not an idiot
d) They are an idiot but are such an idiot that they don't realist that they're an idiot
e) They don't think you're an idiot
f) They think their hands are magic
g) They are such an idiot that they don't realise that their hands are magic as they're so preoccupied with your possible, actual or improbable idiocy

Helpful?

Lady I love you for your innocence that you dont know what a bong looks like so you think they might all look like that!

Poulay yes, they should stop charging p+p!

Maya........duh........wot? Errr....yes, definitely. Er...............................I think C and D with a wee bit of F in the mix!

But then if it was B then I would think that wouldnt I.

Shit, my brain hurts.

I was slightly worried that they do all look like that either that or they all look like that and no-one had noticed the shape

I agree, bogeyflace, if it's good stuff it should make you fly. No need for postage.

Well its good stuff you're on Poulay! It's bogeyFACE btw :o

Lady, I did wonder if you were just phallically obsessed thanks to KSA

UANBU and now I want a weed burner

People don't believe what they hear only what they see and experience

I am no phallicly obsessed thank you very much although KSA is trying

I did have to look a couple if times, just to check that's really what I was seeing

If I used a weed burner there would be no grass left.

Why has no-one asked what a spill is? How do you light something with one? [wears dunces hat]

We just have a big bonfire once dh has yanked up all the weeds!

Well, if you spill some petrol and drop a match onto it, that would certainly ignite.

I think it's a thin bit of wood - like a taper.

So, it's like a flame thrower, for gardening? Because I could suddenly get much more interested in the garden if I could have a flame thrower!

Yab a bit U. It doesn't mean they think your an idiot, they are just trying to help. Annoying though!

Out of all the bongs and pipes out there you picked one shaped like a cock! Does that say something about you? .

Me too, EasilyBored!

Flame thrower? That would sort out the ground elder?

Where did you say they're on offer?

It would make a fab zombie weapon too.