to be annoyed that i have to tear my own toilet roll for the next year?

[StealthPolarBear]

We recently needed to buy toilet roll. was on 2 for 9pd in co op. I bought 4. The rolls do not have perforations! Am hoping its just this first pack but I net they're all from the same batch

So I have 36 rolls
Would be perfect for the 'make a mummy' game tho

How many rolls in a pack?

Can you take them back?

Can't you get the Butler to do it and fold those nice little corners on each square?

Bugger! When was this purchased?

I have a shelf in the garage full of special offer bog roll from the coop. I will have check for perforations in the morning.

36 rolls? I take it you don't have teenagers. We'd go through that amount in a month. Although, maybe if they had to go to the effort of tearing it, they'd use less...

The butler has refused, says its too much like hard work. Do you really think I should take them back? Can just imagine the looks ill get when I turn up with my loo roll with no holes

Couldn't you keep some pinking shears on a hook by the lav?!!

Agent no you use more, you sort of yank it and a load come out...
Bt you may think its fine. It has perforations for the first couple of revolutions but then when you get further down...nothing

Pinking shears - excellent suggestion
No actually, maybe not, I haveca 5yo

for a moment there i thought this was a piss take on the toilet cleaning poo thread.....

i was going to say pay the cleaner to do it - just provide rubber gloves and the should wipe your arse too....

but i can see this one is not a piss take. so yanbu. take scissors into the bathroom?

That is what reminded me Tbh. It's not been playing on my mind or anything :o

Sue the barstewards.

Your household only uses two-thirds of one loo roll a week??

A sewing machine with no thread in will make the perforations for you.

I once I'd this for raffle tickets
HTH

This IS a joke, yes? Never sure when on MN...

Ok a year was maybe a bit of an exaggeration! There just seems to be loads of the stuff

So set up a sewing machine in the loo

Or fashion something from a bit of an old cling film box?