to be really utterly fuming that I found a sportsbag plonked in a space that is really for asres?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

I went to the Roller Disco on Saturday.

Obviously as a Parent with Children I am entitled to a spectator's position.

Obviously.

But someone who wasn't even there for the Roller Disco (SIOB) had put their sports bag on the seat preventing my rightful arse from occupying the space.

Now I have a, um, larger than average arse and it must be parked in these particular seats so that manouvring can be done safely - if other bootoms are parked too close, there may be touching and who knows what level of damage that can cause with young children in the vicinity?

AIBU to think these bags with their sense of entitlement and complete disregard of what is right and true and fair should be consigned to less privileged areas of the arsepark?

Yanbu!!

'Bootoms' really made me giggle though. Ahem, I also have ample junk in the trunk! You should have just sat on it with your bootom

YANBU. Blardy entitled sportsbags, who did it think it was.

YANBU. Blardy entitled sportsbags, who did it think it was.

Either put it on the floor kick it and stamp on it in the process or sit on it. Or tuck it somewhere out of sight and laugh as the owner searches for it.

I'd have scratched the bag as I manoeuvred past

That'll learn 'em

SIOB i pictured your arse to be svelt and toned.

Leave a note on it then complain to management that the arse spot was stolen by a lazy old bag... They might put out a tannoy announcement. Meanwhile, loiter about the area and make sure you give a look of utter contempt to the bag's owner when he or she returns...

You should have seruptitiously dropped a fag but into said bag. Dealt with the blockage and kept warm all at the same time.

Move it then dare the owner to try and move your arse!

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Nice one McPhee.